2023/24 Ashley Young


I don’t care who he played for, I don’t care that he scored a winner against us at Goodison 10 years ago (or whenever it was), I don’t care how many medals he has. I DO care that he is the massive weak link in the team NOW, plays like he has no experience and has been rightly targeted by the opposition ever since he got here. It’s not his fault he’s being selected, but by god he is pure bin juice and weakens our entire side of the pitch wherever he is.
He‘s the worst defender at the club because he’s physically not capable at this level any more. Mr Dyche, this wastrel needs a blanket for his legs while he’s sat on the bench reminiscing of when his brain was able to control his legs at the first millisecond of asking, it can’t be easy trying to play elite level football when you are thinking about how to fill out your winter fuel payment forms
 


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