Ask the club ONE question

[billyblue80]

Do you have the number of a exorcist

 

[tommye]

Does kenwright wear womens panteloons

No.
He wears his own.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

What's Marcel Brands' job description?

I'm not even sure if Marcel knows the answer to that one.

 

[Tubey]

I'm not even sure if Marcel knows the answer to that one.

I'm honestly not trying to be a smart arse, I'd love to know the answer as I can't figure out what he does at the club.

 

[Encoder]

Can we move the stadium to La Paz, Bolivia and take advantage of playing home games at 3650m above sea level?

We need to start thinking outside the box.

 

[truebluejersey]

Hi all,

I've been meaning to post something for weeks now. I've written, deleted, re-written threads following the Watford and Wolves results and have not wanted to go into paragraphs of venting so I'll keep this as short as I can.

I am absolutely fed up with how poorly this club is ran. I want the owner and the board to be held accountable for the shocking mismanagement of funds and shocking recruitment (both players and managers) over the last 5 years.

I don't want this to be about Benitez, I merely think he is a symptom of a disease rather than the cause of it. Fair enough to anyone that wants him gone immediately but I feel the more time we spend talking about the manager, the more we aren't focusing on the real charlatans who have let down our club for years.

Basically, I would like to get a banner in Goodison every home game for the rest of the season that asks a very simple question to the owner and board, not about the manager or the players, just simply trying to get some accountability at the top level of this club.

My question to anyone that reads this thread is if you could ask Moshiri / The Board one single question, what would it be?

I'm serious about this, sorry to basically use GOT as a focus group for my lame banner but I would appreciate any input please, guys.

Ta

Furey xoxoxoxox

WTF

 

[Furey1878]

What's Marcel Brands' job description?

Imagine we found out after all this time that Bill has been working on a new production simply called Football. And Marcel is to the direct the play, and we've just misunderstood this entire time screaming at him for a new right back.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

Imagine we found out after all this time that Bill has been working on a new production simply called Football. And Marcel is to the direct the play, and we've just misunderstood this entire time screaming at him for a new right back.

'We regret to inform you that Opening Night has been postponed for 2 weeks because the Director has gone off on a jolly to Florida.'

 

[ToffeeTim]

 

[Papa Shango]

"U Ok Hun?"

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Where have you got Keith Wyness locked up

 

[Furey1878]

Why are texts between Jim WHite and Farhad Moshiri the only official line of club communications?

 

[ihcakoma]

Can I be director of football please? I want to get paid millions for doing [Poor language removed] all

 

[Jokerdan]

Mr Moshiri

You are a billionaire Accountant.

HOW?

 

[Parker]

Why hasn't Cenk Tosun's magical scalp not been donated to medical research to find the cure for baldness?