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Oh my God so many Sega Megadrive memories flooding back. I need this game now.
Dymak
Player Valuation: £40m
I've never really been into computer games but I loved Streets of Rage 2. You'd have loads of lids coming at you with knives, so you'd just pick up a drain pipe off the floor and whack them around the head with it lol
Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
I'm getting the impression he's a bad tit. We should sign him just to flex our new financial muscle and then loan him to Tranmere.
Sounds like Breck Road on a RS match day
Oh dear
Mrs Stony was in labour whilst playing Streets of Rage 2. She was swearing like a docker in-between the contractions and taking all her anger out on the game. She never got past the level in the lift and always blamed me for taking her to the maternity unit too soon.
We'veGotTonyHibbert!
Player Valuation: £750k
This is probably worth a mention... Got talking to a lad tonight in the bar, he's a mate of James McCarthy's, and before anyone calls jarg, I didn't believe him at first, until he showed me pictures of them together etc... anyway, he said that James told him that he doesn't think we'll get Witsel as Koeman's preferred choice is Morgan Schneiderlin, he reckons that's who'll we'll land instead. Now I don't know how much James McCarthy would know about transfers etc but I'm sure he has some clue about plans etc, maybe we are getting both and he just hasn't heard anything concrete about Witsel or we've been knocked back for Schneiderlin... Personally I'd prefer Schneiderlin over Witsel.
He did say that McCarthy told him Mata is more or less a done deal which backs up what @The Esk has been saying.
He also told me that Mccarthy doesn't believe his position to be under threat and reckons whoever we buy as a CM will be Barry's replacement, and he said all the lads are happy to be working under Koeman and everyone is relieved to be rid of Martinez and already the training is better as apparently Martinez didn't do anything fitness related and didn't work on set pieces etc, basically he ignored a lot of the essentials when it came to training. He mentioned how the whole dressing room had more or less had enough and turned against Martinez with Jags apparently leading a revolt where the whole team turned on the manager at half time during the FA Cup semi final, and Baines who is the quiet one had constant run ins with Martinez.
I didn't get the chance before he left to ask him about Stones and whether he's staying or leaving or about anything else and I know we know most of this stuff already but I just thought it worth sharing since its coming from a players mouth and backs up what people are saying already like the Esk etc.
Chances are I'll probably never bump into the lad again but it made for interesting conversation.
He did say that McCarthy told him Mata is more or less a done deal which backs up what @The Esk has been saying.
He also told me that Mccarthy doesn't believe his position to be under threat and reckons whoever we buy as a CM will be Barry's replacement, and he said all the lads are happy to be working under Koeman and everyone is relieved to be rid of Martinez and already the training is better as apparently Martinez didn't do anything fitness related and didn't work on set pieces etc, basically he ignored a lot of the essentials when it came to training. He mentioned how the whole dressing room had more or less had enough and turned against Martinez with Jags apparently leading a revolt where the whole team turned on the manager at half time during the FA Cup semi final, and Baines who is the quiet one had constant run ins with Martinez.
I didn't get the chance before he left to ask him about Stones and whether he's staying or leaving or about anything else and I know we know most of this stuff already but I just thought it worth sharing since its coming from a players mouth and backs up what people are saying already like the Esk etc.
Chances are I'll probably never bump into the lad again but it made for interesting conversation.
Boss_Blue
I will find you and consensually bum you
Jarg.
Jarg.
The square route of feck all.
Jarg.
Optimistic.
Bollocks.
Not having a pop at you personally mate but that's one steaming puddle of attention seeking fanny juice that lad has chatted there.
rochdaleblue
Player Valuation: £50m
He doesn't look as though he's desperate to join us does it. Using our interest to encourage other teams to bid for him. Let's hope we're wrong.
We'veGotTonyHibbert!
Player Valuation: £750k
Haha ya made me chuckle there! I don't take any offence mate, I'm just passing on what I was told, the lad does know James, he proved it like after I initially didn't believe him and he seemed genuine in what he was saying. But you could be right and the lad, after a few ales, could be using the fact that Mccarthy is his mate to make up stories for attention or something. Some of the things he said have been said by the Esk on here too though, the rest might rightly be jarg though.
kithnou
Player Valuation: £70m
Seriously, that was an hilarious post mate
Boss_Blue
I will find you and consensually bum you
Sounds about right - not having it that Koeman has confided the progress and intentions of the club's transfer dealings in James McCarthy.
Boss_Blue
I will find you and consensually bum you
Wil you be my wellness coach please Kith?Seriously, that was an hilarious post mate
JLW
Player Valuation: £60m
I don't believe that the players are informed of the comings and goings inside the club.
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