Transfer Rumour Axel Witsel

[McBain]

HEYYYY!!!!!!!!@!@@####%%$?+$#@!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@

Caaarm on mate

A: its freezing
B: everyone knows Russkies are just dead set crooks
C: The food. Never heard of a russian restaurant mert
D: The roads. Weve all seen those highway videos you have to get a dashcam to even think about driving over there.
E: Vladimir Putin

 

[Zatara]

I'm a kopite hunter, I claim your head for my wall.

Thought i did that already?

Anyway Witsel, hopefully we get him in this week. He will be a consistent 7/8 out of 10 player every game according to @bluestevon and we need someone like that to get the ball to our forward players and also get back and help defensively.

 

[Noble Savage]

@blakefaa take a couple of spoonfulls of HTFU and a few days off mate.

And wiki "paragraph" . It was really difficult to enjoy your rant in one big block.

On topic , I really hope this comes off . I was surprised he went to Russia in the first place .

 

[Zatara]

Caaarm on mate

A: its freezing
B: everyone knows Russkies are just dead set crooks
C: The food. Never heard of a russian restaurant mert
D: The roads. Weve all seen those highway videos you have to get a dashcam to even think about driving over there.
E: Vladimir Putin

I went to a Russian restaurant in tokyo with a few russians and had a great time....also witsel has a stunning girlfriend.

I think hes just left it in the hands of his agent and we will know this week.

One major benefit is that his italian rep has been running around italy and then they see us in the miz it boosts our image.

 

[McBain]

OK I vote Swerve.

 

[McBain]

I went to a Russian restaurant in tokyo with a few russians and had a great time.

I could not imagine what a Russian restaurant would serve. Gulag on Toast with Siberian Sauce.

 

[Kiwi]

Oh WOW.

Popcorn is poporn McB

 

[Zatara]

I could not imagine what a Russian restaurant would serve. Gulag on Toast with Siberian Sauce.

Dont really remember tbh!! Remember it was a good experience though and they were very welcoming.

 

[Mountfield1985]

So to sum up, Witsel is simultaneously:
-Stalling on a huge offer from a team that finished 11th, hoping for a CL club.
AND
- A money grabbing mercenary who wouldn't even try if he played for us.

Schrodingers Witsel.

 

[Librarian]

well, it was going to happen to someone sooner or later

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

I could not imagine what a Russian restaurant would serve. Gulag on Toast with Siberian Sauce.

I reckon they just ply you with voddy and bring you a McDonald's when you're too drunk to remember.

 

[Thuck ma Baws]

I could not imagine what a Russian restaurant would serve. Gulag on Toast with Siberian Sauce.

There used to be one in Liverpool.

 

[bluestevon]

Caaarm on mate

A: its freezing
B: everyone knows Russkies are just dead set crooks
C: The food. Never heard of a russian restaurant mert
D: The roads. Weve all seen those highway videos you have to get a dashcam to even think about driving over there.
E: Vladimir Putin

A. misperception, during the sumer we have been having temps of 38'+
B. Means you can bribe your way for anythign you want
C. Never heard of a scouse one either, Russian food is BOSS!
D. They have Bears on the streets, whats cooler than that
E. Putin cpmpared to any Tory...

 

[The Blue Watch]

I could not imagine what a Russian restaurant would serve. Gulag on Toast with Siberian Sauce.

Not sure anyone really knows, the vodka clouds the memories.

 

[bluestevon]

Thought i did that already?

Anyway Witsel, hopefully we get him in this week. He will be a consistent 7/8 out of 10 player every game according to @bluestevon and we need someone like that to get the ball to our forward players and also get back and help defensively.

Therte's a reason he becomes a lynchpin in every side he plays mate, he is super consistant, just an all round very good player, paired woith Carvalho and Barkley for example would be a centre mid that would win most battles