Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
Mate of mine's brother used to bet on Pistone to score every game, his family chipped in to get him a shirt with his name on the back. That might be the only one.
The bookie in the Bullens said to him one game, "I'll give you odds on him to make a pass."
I bet £5 on Nuno Valente to score every league game one season.