magicjuan
Player Valuation: £60m
Nah, a blessing. Think of the Zapata
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Beards
- Thread starter Daveysgingerlovechild
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I knew a police woman who used to shave her lady garden then leave it for 3 or 4 days as she enjoyed the feeling…. She’s not a Sargent yet
I’m have a very short, beard. Any longer and it starts to look a bit… pubic.
It’s only to break up the curve of my big, bowling ball shaped head though to be fair.
It’s only to break up the curve of my big, bowling ball shaped head though to be fair.
magicjuan
Player Valuation: £60m
You're from ELO and I claim my £5
Paris
What is love?
In realms of facial growth, a tale I weave,
Of beards that once adorned, a sight to perceive.
But now, my stance has shifted, a change of heart,
For bearded glory, I've chosen to depart.
Once upon a time, a bushy mane I bore,
A chin adorned with pride, my face obscured.
But now, oh how I long for bare expanse,
No longer captive to the facial dance.
Pigeons perched upon the whiskers' domain,
A flutter of feathers, a sight quite insane.
Their beady eyes and curious pecks,
Reminded me of nature's perplexed.
Alas, dear beards, our journey must conclude,
I've found a path where smoothness is pursued.
No longer tangled in the follicular haze,
I bid adieu, with no more delays.
So let the pigeons roam and frolic free,
As I embrace a visage that's clear to see.
No beards, no feathers, a face so clean,
A choice I make, though once a bearded dream.
Of beards that once adorned, a sight to perceive.
But now, my stance has shifted, a change of heart,
For bearded glory, I've chosen to depart.
Once upon a time, a bushy mane I bore,
A chin adorned with pride, my face obscured.
But now, oh how I long for bare expanse,
No longer captive to the facial dance.
Pigeons perched upon the whiskers' domain,
A flutter of feathers, a sight quite insane.
Their beady eyes and curious pecks,
Reminded me of nature's perplexed.
Alas, dear beards, our journey must conclude,
I've found a path where smoothness is pursued.
No longer tangled in the follicular haze,
I bid adieu, with no more delays.
So let the pigeons roam and frolic free,
As I embrace a visage that's clear to see.
No beards, no feathers, a face so clean,
A choice I make, though once a bearded dream.
toffee82
Player Valuation: £25m
You talking about Holly Willoughby?
Taifi gorm
Player Valuation: £15m
Proper man beards, shampooed and conditioned with beard wax (oil is too greasy for the skin and ladies)
Stubble = dirty
Twirly moustaches with check shirts or fake Turkish beard tattoos are for kopites and people on registers.
Wear a tranny beard but can’t be arsed shaving daily. Maybe if I didn’t feel my face was fat (or I had hair on top of my head) I’d keep it clean again.
I had a full beard in my early 20s, but it had to go when I got married (SWMBO). Grew one when I retired 7 years ago, Billy Bob Thornton in "Goliath" style.
I like and sport a beard, but like anything, it’s about individuality. Carbon copy barista beards are for beauts.
Edit pic required - here’s me with my identity masked for privacy.
Edit pic required - here’s me with my identity masked for privacy.
This one looks fun.
You look like a terrifying deep sea creature. Awesome.
bluejohn66
Player Valuation: £15m
Not a fan, every time I go to town it's like attending a Yorkshire Ripper convention.
This is nice length
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