Thankfully I don't have dense facial hair so I just run an electric razor across my face about every 2-3 days. I don't think I'd look good in a beard anyways.
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Beards
- Thread starter Daveysgingerlovechild
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I've had beards on and off for 50 years.
I tend to get fed up after a while so I shave it off, then I very quickly get fed up of shaving so I grow it again.
I normally keep it trimmed and being grey, I get the inevitable 'Oh Jeremy Corbyn' shouts. Though during lockdown I looked more like Ronnie Drew. lol
I tend to get fed up after a while so I shave it off, then I very quickly get fed up of shaving so I grow it again.
I normally keep it trimmed and being grey, I get the inevitable 'Oh Jeremy Corbyn' shouts. Though during lockdown I looked more like Ronnie Drew. lol
Leylo
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Was thinking more of life of Brian lol
when will your neckbeard connect to your chest hair, like a real man?
Never, I have lines shaved across my torso down to my waist, like a human zebra crossing from the nose down.
slipstream86
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The ginger goatee isn’t getting the mention it deserves in this thread. I recon big Seany D shaves with a rusty old bic, and makes the razor bleed.
lancs blue
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David Bellamy has had one for years
Useful for hiding in bushes in local parks by all accounts
Useful for hiding in bushes in local parks by all accounts
Royal
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As someone who has been in a situation of having to shave more or less daily since I was about 11, I hate beards. Not necessarily when people have one, but when people talk about their beard with pride. A lot of em make it their entire personality. Gives me the impression they had to try very hard over a very long time to grow the one masculine thing they have to offer, and it angers me.
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As a young sprout I tried growing a beard but I was only capable of a patchy abomination, so I abandoned it and have remained clean-shaven ever since. My ability to grow facial hair hasn't improved in the ensuing decades. This has largely been fine by me (I'm lovely to behold), but I may feel differently as I enter new phases of middle-aged facial collapse.
Tend to have a beard in the winter months, then keep to a few days growth during the summer.
Can’t remember the last time I had a proper razor / wet shave.
Can’t remember the last time I had a proper razor / wet shave.
I'm completely with you on all your examples Sue. Short well -looked after beards are fine - think Don Johnson in Miami Vice. .More stubble than beard. Not a fan of long ones.
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A Red Bull wielding neck beard. Is like a black hole within a galaxy of a forum.
Every forum has one.
Every forum has one.
JimmyJeffers
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Anyone with a goatee is a sex criminal
JimmyJeffers
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We had a legend poster on here called ash who sported a really nice neck beard.
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