Are we allowed to drink Red Stripe around here? Not a massive lager fan but used to drink that in the 051. Lovely drop of lager that.
Anyway I'm tempted to open a can of Guinness from the Christmas shop. Not because I'm a drunk or anything but because she's bought a festive hanging basket and made us both look like utter turnips. If I so much as change the loo roll without consulting her I'm the devil incarnate. Now she's trying to out Christmas everyone in the street but oh no, if she wakes up to the wet bandits downstairs who has to deal with them? Me. Absolute mug me you know.