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Bellamy Punches Fan?

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Fancy being bitch slapped by that no neck bellend, the lad's mates will rip him to bits over that.

Bellendy wants to be careful as people have a habit of wanting revenge when they've been humiliated like that, he'd best watch his back...that's if he can see over the large hump, the hunchbacked tit.
 
To be honest mate, I think you're over looking the point.

The relevant authorities will deal with the offenders running onto the pitch, Bellamy thought he'd go all vigilante like an absolute bellend. The stewards and Police are there to deal with that and not little jumped up no necked players.

Exactly, he has no right doing what he did.
 
i can honestly see a player getting arrested during a game before long, the cops will arrest anyone else in their workplace and some keen young copper who's given pitch patrol duties will jump at the chance to make a name for himself.

please be one of the following

bellend
spit the diouf
me laaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
carralaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
 

Over here in the states we have our flaws but luckily no American sports fan has any tolerance for a fan invading the playing field during a competetion.

Sometimes in an NFL game a drunken idiot runs on to the pitch and every now and then a player gets annoyed, clubs him upside the head and knocks him on his ass. That player, no matter who's team he plays for, gets a standing ovation by the crowd.

In the Bowe-Holyfield? fight a sky diver tried to land in the center of the ring, missed and fell off the ropes into the crowd. He was instantly pummled with everything you could think of and rendered unconsious. The only guy arrested was the sky diver and the fellas to beat him with beer bottles, fists etc were rightly praised.

Bellamy is an ass of epic porportions and the world probably be a much better place if he was aborted 30 years ago but if a fan runs on the pitch he's fair game and I think Bellamy or any other player has the right to beat him senseless.
 

Over here in the states we have our flaws but luckily no American sports fan has any tolerance for a fan invading the playing field during a competetion.

Sometimes in an NFL game a drunken idiot runs on to the pitch and every now and then a player gets annoyed, clubs him upside the head and knocks him on his ass. That player, no matter who's team he plays for, gets a standing ovation by the crowd.

In the Bowe-Holyfield? fight a sky diver tried to land in the center of the ring, missed and fell off the ropes into the crowd. He was instantly pummled with everything you could think of and rendered unconsious. The only guy arrested was the sky diver and the fellas to beat him with beer bottles, fists etc were rightly praised.

Bellamy is an ass of epic porportions and the world probably be a much better place if he was aborted 30 years ago but if a fan runs on the pitch I think Bellamy or any other player has the right to beat him senseless.

by the same token, if a player decides to come over the other side of the wall, say....... the dirty potentially hepatitis carrying ash-wipe that is diouf had taken great umbrige at the flaws that i decided to highlight in his personality yesterday and stepped off the field of play to seek retribution, would i be ok to beat him senseless ?
'cos you will indeed find that i would be banned from every ground in the country for life. unless of course i was a r/s in which case i would be lorded on the front of the prog. and given tickets for games etc.
 
by the same token, if a player decides to come over the other side of the wall, say....... the dirty potentially hepatitis carrying ash-wipe that is diouf had taken great umbrige at the flaws that i decided to highlight in his personality yesterday and stepped off the field of play to seek retribution, would i be ok to beat him senseless ?

Yes, just make sure you take the proper percautions to prevent you from getting a disease.
 

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