Confirmed Signing Bernard

[sconeblaster]

Ffs, I've spent 9 hours to get home from Greece and this still hasn't been done

Was always being announced tomorrow mate. (at anfield)

 

[Connor]

I was literally thinking the day before this broke “I wish we were in for this bloke” and suddenly we were, does this make me itk/the esk?

Can you do this again please mate but maybe Ramos or Godin? Thanks.

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

I think people are confused because the net worth of Bernard Matthews is £40m.

I'm not even joking, it actually is.

A plucky attempt, but I am sure Bernard Matthews bank account has been stuffed with more than than!

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

That's the problem with players coming on a free but he has played for Brazil a few times.

So did Rafael Scheidt

Though I am sure he must be better than him!

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Would rather have Mata, given he is meant to be leaving Man Utd

 

[The_Street_End]

Is he good like? Like I mean actual good. Who's he like?

 

[AmericasToffee]

Can you do this again please mate but maybe Ramos or Godin? Thanks.

Giminez pls

 

[blulouie]

I assume he's staying on Kenwright's fold-out sofa this evening? Maybe in the mother-in-law apartment?

He's in the Titanic mate.

 

[polish]

With this fella on board we have a really balanced front line. Pace in Walcott and Richarlison, unpredictability in Lookman, la magica in Bernard and quality finishing in Tosun.

Must be our best in the Premier League history.

 

[The binman chronicles]

He's in the Titanic mate.

No wonder players get second thoughts about joining if we give them a night to think it over in the Titanic, not the best omen to start your career.

 

[deipnosophist]

No wonder players get second thoughts about joining if we give them a night to think it over in the Titanic, not the best omen to start your career.

...not surprising a few of 'em go cold on the idea of joining. A frosty reception can really threaten to sink a deal.

 

[Eggs]

...Bernard’s goalscoring record isn’t so good (40 in 174 games at club level, 1 in 14 for Brazil) so I presume Silva wants somebody who can keep possession and pick a pass.

Still, he looks a footballer and we all like watching good footballers.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Bernard can switch it up with Richy...very exciting this...Think these two will tear teams up

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

Bernard can switch it up with Richy...very exciting this...Think these two will tear teams up

Twelve months ago we had Rooney, Calvert-Lewin, Klaassen and Siggy, now we've got Richarlison, Walcott, Bernard, Lookman. Our attack has morphed from a tortoise to a hare.

 

[Eggs]

Bernard can switch it up with Richy...very exciting this...Think these two will tear teams up

..you’re suggesting we have a transfer strategy, where players are bought to fit into a team pattern and compliment each other. Now that would be a good place to start.