toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
As he should be, in any environment other than a modern day football team you'd be ripped to pieces for going down to a nudge from a person a whole foot smaller than you and then crying about it. He's a disgrace, it's a shame we didn't still have Fellaini to give him a real reason to go down with one of his trademark elbows.
Totally agree, imagine him trying to impress a girl and she sees a video of him getting put down by someone the size of a ten year old and riddling around in "pain". You'd be wandering what the hell you're dating.