Confirmed Signing Beto

[Kev The Rat]

Dyche isn’t getting sacked no matter what this season.

nonsense.

 

[CrabbyPaddy]

Watching Maupay tryin to trap a pass …

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I think we should be asking, how many more defeats can he last?

How many?

 

[ultra]

Didn’t realise Gerry Deulofeu plays for Udinese now, hopefully put in a good word for us….

He certainly did. I read last week that Geri had been advising him all about the club and urged him to come here.

 

[Goat]

Dyche isn’t getting sacked no matter what this season.

Dyche says "Hold my Gravy".

 

[LeeCarsley]

Beto and Chermiti are far better options than Maupay and Ellis last season. Time to win some games now!

 

[matty1878]

nonsense.

na that’s what you chat

 

[Gilbert..]

Didn’t realise Gerry Deulofeu plays for Udinese now, hopefully put in a good word for us….

Mate he had a superb season in serie A. Been injured for a bit now. But he really found his feet there.

 

[TyphooToffee]

Is his name pronounced "BET-o" or "BEET-o"

Asking for my because I live in the US, and of course as its Everton, so it's not newsworthy or reportable.

B-ETO'O

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Would have been better off staying at KFC tbh

 

[toffee66]

Why not mate?

Because it costs money to sack managers/staff and that is money we no longer have, even if we have learnt some lessons from past disasters and supposedly capped Dyche’s possible pay-off at maximum one year. There was a report a while back (possibly the Guardian, possibly the Athletic) saying in the Moshiri era we have spent an estimated £60m compensating sacked managers, coaches and a DoF. It is a direct measure of our dysfunction.

 

[DanB90]

B-ETO'O

He is B- Big unit
E - Enormous
T - turns like tank
O oh oh ohhhhh

 

[Drico]

He is B- Big unit
E - Enormous
T - turns like tank
O oh oh ohhhhh

Or the remix:

He is B - Banjaxed
E - Egotistical
T - Treatment Tabley
O, oh, ohhh.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Is his name pronounced "BET-o" or "BEET-o"

Asking for my because I live in the US, and of course as its Everton, so it's not newsworthy or reportable.

It’s actually Bet-ZERO

 

[Librarian]

His big net/ web thing covers the net/ web things of DCL and Maupay