Confirmed Signing Beto

[andy4efc]

Standard Everton making some weird pointless video when a photo would have sufficed.

If the announcement video was like Burnley's and a bit amusing then would be worth the wait!

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Because it costs money to sack managers/staff and that is money we no longer have, even if we have learnt some lessons from past disasters and supposedly capped Dyche’s possible pay-off at maximum one year. There was a report a while back (possibly the Guardian, possibly the Athletic) saying in the Moshiri era we have spent an estimated £60m compensating sacked managers, coaches and a DoF. It is a direct measure of our dysfunction.

But that's a fairly bold claim to say it isn't going to happen. Right?

Bit like folk saying he's got 2 games left.

 

[COYBL25]

But that's a fairly bold claim to say it isn't going to happen. Right?

Bit like folk saying he's got 2 games left.

The only one saying that, is comrade Kevski of the Kremlin tbh.

 

[matty1878]

He is B- Big unit
E - Enormous
T - turns like tank
O oh oh ohhhhh

after he scores 1

beto beto babyyyyyyy

beto beto ohhhhhhhhh

 

[Nymzee]

Standard Everton making some weird pointless video when a photo would have sufficed.

If the announcement video was like Burnley's and a bit amusing then would be worth the wait!

Why does it matter when you know he’s signed?

 

[matty1878]

The only one saying that, is comrade Kevski of the Kremlin tbh.

cryin lol lol

 

[matty1878]

Why does it matter when you know he’s signed?

order his poster

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

The only one saying that, is comrade Kevski of the Kremlin tbh.

Gospel in my book.

This Beto signing is the petard that undoes him.



Honest.

 

[Sadken]

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Watching Maupay tryin to trap a pass …

Maupay traps a ball further than I can kick it.

 

[Runub]

Does this signing mean we can close the relegation thread?

 

[chippy1722]

Because it costs money to sack managers/staff and that is money we no longer have, even if we have learnt some lessons from past disasters and supposedly capped Dyche’s possible pay-off at maximum one year. There was a report a while back (possibly the Guardian, possibly the Athletic) saying in the Moshiri era we have spent an estimated £60m compensating sacked managers, coaches and a DoF. It is a direct measure of our dysfunction.

It would be cheaper to sack him than get relegated. They would be reluctant but if we are bottom after 10 games with about 5 points, it will happen.

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Does this signing mean we can close the relegation thread?

Only if someone is going to start a ‘Too soon to talk about Europe next season?’ thread to replace it.

 

[ArtetaMagic]

Brings
Evertonians
To
Orgasm

 

[COYBL25]

Does this signing mean we can close the relegation thread?

No chance.

We could be in the top four and some smooth brain on here, would still find away to relegate us.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I can't get too excited.

Let's just see how he does.