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Bluebonic
Player Valuation: £35m
Crap or not, its now stick in my head, so well done!
Blue_Eagle
Player Valuation: £6m
The only way i can describe signing beto is:
I feel like I've been dying for a kinder Bueno for years, everyday watching videos of people eating them, watching YouTube videos of how they were made, touching them up in the shop but not buying them.
And I've just after years of temptation, had one.
Annd now the void is filled.
Ya know, bro?
I feel like I've been dying for a kinder Bueno for years, everyday watching videos of people eating them, watching YouTube videos of how they were made, touching them up in the shop but not buying them.
And I've just after years of temptation, had one.
Annd now the void is filled.
Ya know, bro?
Bluebonic
Player Valuation: £35m
Hey Beto you’re so fine
You should be our number nine
hey beto, hey beto
oh beto what a pity you dont understand
watching Neil Maupay has enlarged our booing gland
oh beto if you want to be a hero here
just stay fit beto, and dont be crap beto, please beto, dont break my heart beto
repeat ad infinitum, accompanied by the ten fattest lads in the Gladwys street end, dressed in rah-rah skirts and pom-poms doing high kicks, with no grundies in! What a sight!
You should be our number nine
hey beto, hey beto
oh beto what a pity you dont understand
watching Neil Maupay has enlarged our booing gland
oh beto if you want to be a hero here
just stay fit beto, and dont be crap beto, please beto, dont break my heart beto
repeat ad infinitum, accompanied by the ten fattest lads in the Gladwys street end, dressed in rah-rah skirts and pom-poms doing high kicks, with no grundies in! What a sight!
What apart from him needing a few people who can defend and some decent midfielders....
Oddson
Player Valuation: £950k
Gold
These last few pages have set football back about 10 years.
I do like the thought of this part of the anatomy being unique to Evertonians
Brilliant
It was the first song that came into my head as well. Bit disrespectful to Steven Biko but every cloud....
turner
I can be a friend to you
Bet he couldn’t fix the leaks in our defence
Im sure ive seen club go negative before....Pre-empting the outcome of the FFP enquiry. Can't deduct us points if we don't have any. Just a thought
Im.convinced its a storm in a teacup, if we are guilty then god help Chelsea (they must be looking!!) and Man City (under investigation for hundreds of issuea)......they surely would have a bigger points deduction than us?
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