Confirmed Signing Beto

[helpimonfire]

He sounds like a washing powder

 

[Hendi]

Hey Beto you’re so fine
You should be our number nine
hey beto, hey beto

oh beto what a pity you dont understand
watching Neil Maupay has enlarged our booing gland
oh beto if you want to be a hero here
just stay fit beto, and dont be crap beto, please beto, dont break my heart beto

repeat ad infinitum, accompanied by the ten fattest lads in the Gladwys street end, dressed in rah-rah skirts and pom-poms doing high kicks, with no grundies in! What a sight!

Needs some slight adjustments but it's decent

 

[Bluebonic]

I do like the thought of this part of the anatomy being unique to Evertonians

Its the next stage of evolution mate!

 

[Hangleton]

To the tune of “it’s getting better” by Mama Cass.

And it’s getting
Beto
Growing stronger .
Warm and wilder.
Getting Beto every day.
Beto every day.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Bey-to, Beyyyyyy-to

Come on Beto and score a goal.

Score one, Score two, Score three or four!

Come on Beto and score one more




Job done lads.

This could have legs. Needs a bit of work.

Maybe

Come on Beto and score some goals

a beautiful hattrick in the derby

Come on Beto and score some goals

 

[Shibbywiggles]

He sounds like a washing powder

Heard he’s a clean striker of the ball

 

[paulf]

Holy smoke threads turned in songwriter corner

 

[mahermi1]

Float like a Butterfly and sting like a Bee,

Beto's our hero from KFC.

 

[Dixieslaces]

Float like a Butterfly and sting like a Bee,

Beto's our hero from KFC.

This A Winner

 

[toffee66]

I think the song Biko is crying out for the Beto treatment personally but I have standards so not from me!

 

[Jeff Jones]

To the tune of “it’s getting better” by Mama Cass.

And it’s getting
Beto
Growing stronger .
Warm and wilder.
Getting Beto every day.
Beto every day.

Reminds me of an old Beatles song, Doesn't remind be of anything Mama Cass sang.

 

[kev]

I think the song Biko is crying out for the Beto treatment personally but I have standards so not from me!

I agree.
If only we had somebody without standards.

Walton '2023
County Road weather fine
It was business as usual
Lads in bogs having a line
Oh Beto, Beto, score goals Beto
Oh Beto, Beto, score goals Beto
Neil Maupay, Neil Maupay
The man is dead
When I try to sleep at night
Him up front gives me fright
The outside world is blue and white
With only one color dead
Oh Beto, Beto, score goals Beto
Oh Beto, Beto, score goals Beto
Neil Maupay, Neil Maupay
The man is dead
You can blow out a candle
But you can't blow out a fire
Once the flames begin to catch
The wind will blow it higher
Oh Beto, Beto, score goals Beto
Neil Maupay, Neil Maupay
The man is dead
And the dars of the Park End are
Watching now
Watching now

 

[Connor mcloud]

Need a song with a "Woooo" in it

 

[GrimbolandBlue]

To the tune of 'come together' by the Beatles:


Blue aren't you? Blue aren't we?
In on installments or you got to be free.
Come on Betooooo...
Right now.
Score a goal!

 

[jazzy]

Reminds me of an old Beatles song, Doesn't remind be of anything Mama Cass sang.

"Getting better" off Sgt Pepper?