Confirmed Signing Beto

[Blue peter]

Has anyone posted the obligatory pervy image is what Mrs Beto looks like?

 

[DRINGOSTAR]

He looks like the type of guy that just makes people happy when you see him ! I like his main attribute is enthusiasm ! Something I’ve been losing with this Everton team ! Let the good times role !

 

[KMC]

Looks like an absolute Beast.

"He joined Italian side Udinese in 2021, initially on a season-long loan deal with an obligation to buy, and during his time with the club he scored 22 goals and made three assists in 65 appearances."

That goal rate works out to about 12 goals over the remaining 35 PL games.

I'm good with that. And I think he will be a nightmare for opposing teams in the box.

 

[Parker]

Gonna be peak Dyche Ball when he starts Beto, Dom and Chermiti all at once and makes Michael Keane's size 17 Timberlands into a trebuchet to bombard defences until we eventually score or the opposition defence retire from concussion.

Mon the wardrobes.

 

[Nyhus]

That goal rate works out to about 12 goals over the remaining 35 PL games.

Im very positive about this signing, but i wouldnt expect him to score the same amount in the PL. If he gets 8 this season, while also affecting the team positively in other aspects of our play, and we should be decently happy with that for his first season.

 

[Moderatelywarmwater]

If he carries on scoring at the rate he has done, we should be ok.

But we could have said exactly the same about Maupay, so fingers crossed that this goes better

 

[tellmema]

Where have all the tunes gone.. finally got one to share.


He's blue blue blue
Let me hear you say Beto!

Beto!







And if he turns out rubbish blue can be changed to poo.

 

[UndercoverClaret]

Think this is a top signing for you - Serie A is always a hard league to score in.

Get McNeil and Harrison back fit be absolutely laughing

 

[tsubaki]

Im very positive about this signing, but i wouldnt expect him to score the same amount in the PL. If he gets 8 this season, while also affecting the team positively in other aspects of our play, and we should be decently happy with that for his first season.

I'd expect him to score more than that here - he was playing in Italy, with all that entails.

 

[summerisle]

 

[DualityNSNO]

Gonna be peak Dyche Ball when he starts Beto, Dom and Chermiti all at once and makes Michael Keane's size 17 Timberlands into a trebuchet to bombard defences until we eventually score or the opposition defence retire from concussion.

Mon the wardrobes.

BREXITBALL IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS.

 

[Donegal blue]

Welcome Beto, the man is a unit, neck on him like a feckin giraffe.

 

[DualityNSNO]

I'd expect him to score more than that here - he was playing in Italy, with all that entails.

Both a lot and nothing - quite a few forwards have gone from Italy to England have been super crap or taken ages to adapt.

Let's hope he hits the ground running but comparing goal scoring records positively between any country and the Prem is setting yourself up for disappointment in a way - unless he's an absolute freak (hopefully he is obvs) he's not gonna be getting 20 a season.

We also provide a hot pile of nothing to our forwards so that's a problem.

 

[Parker]

BREXITBALL IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS.

Wonder what Lacina Traore and Jo are doing these days ... I could go for 5 up front just bin off the midfield, we don't pass anyway.

 

[the golden visionary]

Have we written him off yet?