Confirmed Signing Beto

[Baines' left foot]

Laughing at everyone writing him off before he joined yet now he's a cult hero.

Absolute weirdos.

 

[ashwuk76]

Christ, what are you scared of?

My guess is.. finding beto attractive like that...

 

[Rita_Poon]

Just seen the highlights now, I bet everyone had a meltdown when he sliced that chance wide before he scored lol

Glad I missed the game, looked bloody awful from the highlights and read through all the comments on here last night.

The first half was especially bad, properly terrible, like some sort of bolshoi ballet where it was all practiced with surgical accuracy to be so bad. Parody football.

 

[Nasseline]

The first half was especially bad, properly terrible, like some sort of bolshoi ballet where it was all practiced with surgical accuracy to be so bad. Parody football.

It was like some bizarro world where the players did the complete opposite of what they should do almost every time. You had to see it to believe it. Thankfully the second half was much better, and Beto really impressed me.

 

[joebocop]

Laughing at everyone writing him off before he joined yet now he's a cult hero.

Absolute weirdos.

Both points of view are massively wrong. He looked sharp and a breath of fresh air, but it was league 2 opposition. Let's see how he looks against sheff United at the weekend.

 

[Rita_Poon]

It was like some bizarro world where the players did the complete oposite of what they should do almost every time. You had to se it to believe it. Thankfully the second half was much better, and Beto really impressed me.

very nice. And yes, as they tired he came into his own and wasn't afraid to bump a few. Lets see how that translates against the more capable and heavier nastier defenders in the top league.

 

[Joey66]

Laughing at everyone writing him off before he joined yet now he's a cult hero.

Absolute weirdos.

He scored our first goal - in that team a hero, mate -

 

[Baines' left foot]

Both points of view are massively wrong. He looked sharp and a breath of fresh air, but it was league 2 opposition. Let's see how he looks against sheff United at the weekend.

As always the fans go from one extreme to another. No in between.

 

[davek]

Maupay did better last night because of that. Danjuma became more effective as well.

That team has always needed a focal point to bring the others into play and we may have struck lucky here.

It was a transformational 45 minutes from Beto.

Only thing we have to hope now is that these divvies in charge dont think the defence is good to go for this season. They aren't.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

It was a transformational 45 minutes from Beto.

Only thing we have to hope now is that these divvies in charge dont think the defence is good to go for this season. They aren't.

Agreed re the defence needing surgery but the ball actually sticking up top will at least give them time to get back into shape before the next attack. I say this as I don’t see money being spent on it but I hope I’m wrong.

 

[Marc bolan]

He was playing against third tier defenders was expected to score & that's what he did job done

 

[Weebarra]

The first half was especially bad, properly terrible, like some sort of bolshoi ballet where it was all practiced with surgical accuracy to be so bad. Parody football.

It was [Poor language removed] the 1st half, as bad as the Mile Walker era, that was the pits.

Fair play,to Sean Dyche. I think last night he will have learned a lot, and got confirmation, that some of his squad are never gonna be reliable and good enough.

A win, from 1- nil, down away is a rare event for Everton.

Now to put Villa out in the next round.
UTFTs!

 

[Weebarra]

It was a transformational 45 minutes from Beto.

Only thing we have to hope now is that these divvies in charge dont think the defence is good to go for this season. They aren't.

Spot on.

 

[nsno-chris]

Dreamy

Hi Jay

 

[Milk]

Saw enough in 45 minutes to be genuinely thrilled he’s signed.

Beto the Beast