Confirmed Signing Beto

[matty1878]

Didn’t we sign Kroldrup from Udinese?

fiorentina?

 

[matty1878]

But but but The Esk said there’s absolutely no money and we’re close to administration hahahaha what a tool.

i hope we sign him now for this post alone

 

[andy4efc]

I think he looks rubbish tbh. 30m gets you nothing nowadays.

He’ll score 5 goals max.

In fairness he’ll probably only play 10 games because he’ll mis ten not being Dyche fit and then another 15 through shambolic record of injuries.

 

[Liam-EFC]

fiorentina?

Bought from Udinese, sold to Fiorentina.

 

[brieverton]

Some good news. I wouldn't think he'll set the PL alight, but good for how Dyche plays, gives us a focal point, and a viable DCL alternative.

 

[14_dollars]

fiorentina?

We sold him to Fiorentina after playing 1 game.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

i hope i’m vaulted to space and back

Same

 

[allen]

Alan Myers is Alan Partridge I’m convinced.
I expect his tweet;

“Can I shock you? Everton are not interested in udinese forward Beto, despite what I tweeted earlier.

“I’ll just have half a bottle of Che Adams.”

 

[john jako]

But but but The Esk said there’s absolutely no money and we’re close to administration hahahaha what a tool.

We are selling BMD to the kopites to fund this deal lad

 

[Paulyefc]

He Beto be better then what we've got

 

[StDomingosGringo]

Can see what he would potentially bring to the team but he’s at least a solid 3 Oumars out of 5 on the Niasse scale for me.

 

[matty1878]

In fairness he’ll probably only play 10 games because he’ll mis ten not being Dyche fit and then another 15 through shambolic record of injuries.

dyche would say he’s not fit till may

 

[Blue peter]

It is suggested the situation is so advanced that Beto could be on Merseyside to have his medical tests on Saturday.




Might be best to wait so he can’t see us play lol

Can we combine his medical and the match at the same time?

 

[Blue peter]

But but but The Esk said there’s absolutely no money and we’re close to administration hahahaha what a tool.

I’d hold fire on that conclusion now until we have actually spent the money

 

[matty1878]

this will run until kick off

then sunday night
it will end lol