Confirmed Signing Beto

[HappyJack]

Beto will be ‘eased in’ by Everton. That means we will see him in February after which he might be given Niasse’s old locker…

 

[john jako]

Is he fluent in scouse?

 

[MikeH72]

Hmmm nah. Sounds like bait for Fulham to get a move on.

 

[Wat Tyler]

Can we combine his medical and the match at the same time?

Make the medical the half time crossbar challenge

 

[Blue peter]

Beto will be ‘eased in’ by Everton. That means we will see him in February after which he might be given Niasse’s old locker…

He’ll make his debut during his testimonial

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

Don’t know anything about him
Which is good as these are the type of unknowns we should be scouting
But we are still too slow in spotting them and consequently paying too much for what is effectively still a gamble on judgement.

 

[Walken]

Alan Myers was first to the Beto deal as per

 

[m hart89 efc]

He’d have the most boring unimaginable song ever wouldn’t he

 

[andy4efc]

The puns when Beto is caught in a foootbsll betting scandal.

Bet-Oh!

 

[Walken]

I think he could be our Afonso Alves

 

[andy4efc]

Alan Myers was first to the Beto deal as per

Think you’ll find Pete Orourke claims this one. Called it weeks ago.

Good ol’ Pete

 

[lurky]

Make the medical the half time crossbar challenge

Bleep test across the Gwladys penalty area

 

[PhilEFC]

Counting down to...

"Reports Everton have agreed a fee for Beto are wide of the mark..."

We are probably only at the mulling over stage I reckon.

 

[Walken]

Think you’ll find Pete Orourke claims this one. Called it weeks ago.

Good ol’ Pete

Another tier 1 ITK (alongside Al)

 

[Del-boy]

Looking on Italian socials. They can’t believe we are paying £30 million for him. Said their owner must have worn a balaclava when asking for that much..