2023/24 Beto

[GH_1982]

That through ball from Gomes. The last time i saw a player clean through on goal and look that uncomfortable with the ball and the weirdest legs was doucoure.
Everton really have cornered the market in sh!tness. Do our scouts go watch games in blindfolds.

He runs like a bambi on ice and like bambis mother he needs shooting..

No idea how he has lost his pace since the start of the year - too many bazooka chickens

 

[JimmyK]

I thought Beto did okay this afternoon, though he may have been better off going for a left-footed shot instead of trying to earn a penalty.

It didn’t have to be left footed if he could get the ball under control! He was about 3 yards clear and ended up not even getting a shot away it was incredibly bad forward play.

 

[Dixie1sixty]

Stracqualursi mark II

 

[Rita_Poon]

He runs like a bambi on ice and like bambis mother he needs shooting..

No idea how he has lost his pace since the start of the year - too many bazooka chickens

Hello frank hester, I hope this evening finds you well...

 

[Sharpies volley]

Tries hard, but just not good enough at this level. Very ungainly and awkward. How much was he?

 

[RomanReigns]

it was a penalty no?

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Stracqualursi mark II

Count Stracqula, love at first bite.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Count Stracqula, love at first bite.

Sight (of goal)?

 

[Paulie]

Tries hard, but just not good enough at this level. Very ungainly and awkward. How much was he?

I don't think he tries hard though. McNeil ran his balls off that second half, Beto came on like he'd just finished a family feast.

 

[tiburonazul]

Best striker at the club.

 

[mahermi1]

It didn’t have to be left footed if he could get the ball under control! He was about 3 yards clear and ended up not even getting a shot away it was incredibly bad forward play.

Not defending him, but looked to me he was definitely brought down, unsure if it was in or outside the box.

 

[larrygobfiend]

Not the best at staying on his feet.

 

[efcfanwirral]

Che Adams would have been better

I genuinely think he'd have 10+ this season. And if those were the right goals at the right time with all those chances we created maybe we wouldn't be as panicked

But money was required, so we have Beto

 

[marsh]

Love our Beto

 

[Ralphie Boy]

Dyche in the Echo stating if he was at EFC earlier he would spoke up about the spending and we ouldnt be in this mess - and agrees to the signing of Beto!