Bidet

[KaiserEFC]

My parents told me they were for washing your feet and I believed that right into my mid twenties

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Bum guns rock, okay?

 

[Littlesue]

Bum guns rock, okay?

I've got a portable one of those, it was an Xmas pressie off a friend.

 

[Thomasc]

Applying Veet to the snippet of your “rusty bullet hole” can eliminate the need for a bidet.

And save you a fortune on loo roll.

 

[Groucho]

Brilliant addition to the bathroom Groucho !!!

You’ve been in ours

 

[bluerobert]

Not a fan of bidets, but love the bum guns in south east Asia.
Very nice to be clean

Is that what the kids are calling lady boys nowadays?

 

[wm02]

Actually enjoyed using it when I as visiting Japan, but never made the effort to find one for the home so I guess meh

Same

 

[Kurt.]

I've got a portable one of those, it was a Xmas pressie off a friend.

Very subtle way of them telling you to take yer shizz somewhere else

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

More awards....

 

[Milk]

Nothing better for soothing your piles. Bit of warm salted water and job’s a good un

 

[Bedfordblue]

….noticed washing your bum after a poo in Dubai is commonplace and deemed very hygienic.

Don’t think there’s any arguing that washing your hole is hygienic everywhere is there?
(Must wash ones hands afterward too)

 

[Bedfordblue]

Japanese toilets FTW
Enable you to do everything in one place bar wiping your arse for you.
Bogs with extension arms that come out and jet wash your hole on demand and then blast warm air over your buttocks
The best £15k-£20k you can spend.

 

[RufusCat]

The Turks have a gizmo called a waterwheel as part of the lav setup, just got to be prepared for the cold water blast if you choose to use it.

 

[Jimishorts]

As mentioned the Japanese toilets are by far the best.

As long as it's all translated or the diagrams are clear.

Otherwise it's like ringpiece roulette. Fruity.

 

[Street end man]

Sounds like another new winger we'd sign.