Bidet

[Ming the Merciful]

I've used a bodna jug for years.

Couldn't go back to wiping like a savage these days.

 

[Bedfordblue]

I've used a bodna jug for years.

Couldn't go back to wiping like a savage these days.

You wash your hoop with a teapot?!?

 

[Ming the Merciful]

You wash your hoop with a teapot?!?

Basically.

Clean as a whistle.

 

[Littlesue]

Basically.

Clean as a whistle.

Still have to wipe it dry though

 

[Groucho]

Not a fan of bidets, but love the bum guns in south east Asia.
Very nice to be clean

I’m sorry, the what?

 

[Hackbread]

I’m sorry, the what?

They have like hosepipes with a small pressured squirty gun on the end that come out of the toilet cistern. Great for cleaning the lower regions

 

[larrygobfiend]

Would love it if they were more commonplace over here in the UK.

Sometimes, after a heavy night you can have a hoop like a marker pen. Bog roll just doesn’t cut it…

 

[perth_blue]

I thought they were a drink fountain.

 

[goldfinchmule]

They have like hosepipes with a small pressured squirty gun on the end that come out of the toilet cistern. Great for cleaning the lower regions

 

[goldfinchmule]

They had mobile ones 60yr ago called water pistols.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Would love it if they were more commonplace over here in the UK.

Sometimes, after a heavy night you can have a hoop like a marker pen. Bog roll just doesn’t cut it…

See your point if you mean available for your own home, but can you imagine public toilets having them, the absolute state they would be in

 

[Groucho]

I thought they were a drink fountain.

Yeah, no.

 

[perth_blue]

Yeah, no.

Get some culture.

 

[Drico]

Applying Veet to the snippet of your “rusty bullet hole” can eliminate the need for a bidet.

And save you a fortune on loo roll.

You speak with some authority on this matter.

 

[Groucho]

Get some culture.

You’ll have developed plenty of cultures drinking out of those