Bluebonic
Player Valuation: £35m
Its Barkley for me because he is a Blue. rooney and Jeffers were blues also but they both left us for the best teams around at that time, and both brought in a lot of money in transfer fees. Fat-head isnt even doing that, so he is the ultimate snake for me! Perhaps we should have a snake whacking day like they do in the Simpsons?