Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
Now come on, you know he's the bogeyman and the root cause of all that is evil in the world.
Villains don't get much worse than BigBadBlueBill
He has kind twinkling eyes and a warm friendly character. I'd like to go for a few glasses of wine or pints with him. Sure some of his anecdotes would spin on too long but I wouldn't mind.
I actually had a dream that he was coming to our house for Christmas one night. He didn't show up on the day though which is the only blemish on his character.