Do you know when Mormons have a sect. I wonder if Carling used to be Heineken until Boys Pen Bill plied him with cheap liqueur under the Main Stand. Being a disciple of Boys Pen he knows he cant doorstep us, but instead posts the rhetoric according to The Greatest Living Evertonian in our inbox twice hourly 24/7 . Don't ban Carling, lets turn him back into a pint of quality beer. No more Carling and Sausage Roll on a 70 year old seat in The Lower Bullens, the poor bugger couldn't even see Red Bill from his back row spec.