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Bill Kenwright

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nsno-chris said:
Bet he doesn’t resign if we go down
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If I were Bill, I’d keep my head down all season, and if by some miracle we end up being competitive and actually win the league, I’d make sure I’m front and centre on the parade bus, showing off the trophy and pointing to people in the crowd, waving and giving the thumbs up.

I’d even drive the bus for half a mile with a flat cap on at a jaunty angle for a photo opportunity and to add some extra colour to the North West Tonight interview.
 
I've said a few times now the only thing I'd take from relegation is this fraud being stained forever as the first 'Chairman' to take this club down in 72 years but given he always puts his own interests first ahead of the clubs, I've a feeling if relegation was all but confirmed with a game or two to go he'll jump ship and resign his position conveniently stating health grounds just so he wasn't Chairman on the day we got relegated and try to absolve himself of any blame.
 


Kenwright will need a sophisticated PR strategy to reintegrate with Evertonians after this debacle.

I reckon by August, he’ll have rebranded himself as ‘Uncle Bill’, and he’ll have a column in the match day programme where he literally signs off ‘Uncle Bill’.

By Christmas, he’ll be co-hosting a show on Evert’ns YouTube channel with Darren Griffiths. On the show, Uncle Bill will be asked softball questions by Griffiths about the latest Everton happenings. The studio will be full of diverse ‘Everton supporters’. The main segment on the show will be Evertonians who write in and express their Everton hopes and wishes to Uncle Bill. He’ll reply with sickly sweet, cringey agreement and will round off the show with an anecdote from his time as ‘Custodian of Everton’.
 
Just been reading a bit about Chris Samuelson. Wondering whether he might have been the one to introduce BK to FM and AU. Pure speculation like.
 
He will never leave unless he's pushed out, he just won't. The man is a full blown narcissist and a pathological liar. He believes his own narrative at this point. He'll never just walk away because in his mind the club truly can't function without him. Even if we get relegated it'll just be business as usual to him. He'll see it as an opportunity to win a trophy and more of his "'good times!" We've always just been Kenwrights toy train set that he's let other people (like Moshiri) play with, on his terms. And until he's gone, that's all we ever will be. We can't ever stop protesting, results are almost irrelevant at this point. The club will die if this cancer isn't purged from it.
 

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