Kenwright will need a sophisticated PR strategy to reintegrate with Evertonians after this debacle.
I reckon by August, he’ll have rebranded himself as ‘Uncle Bill’, and he’ll have a column in the match day programme where he literally signs off ‘Uncle Bill’.
By Christmas, he’ll be co-hosting a show on Evert’ns YouTube channel with Darren Griffiths. On the show, Uncle Bill will be asked softball questions by Griffiths about the latest Everton happenings. The studio will be full of diverse ‘Everton supporters’. The main segment on the show will be Evertonians who write in and express their Everton hopes and wishes to Uncle Bill. He’ll reply with sickly sweet, cringey agreement and will round off the show with an anecdote from his time as ‘Custodian of Everton’.
Bill will fix it ? Sounds familiar..where have I heard that before ?