canuckblue
Player Valuation: £50m
That will never happen. After all, Everton have to be champions when a world war breaks out.
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GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £60m
I bet he's not even been ill. Wouldn't put it past him. Would make for a great story though wouldn't it, "I, as Chairman, steered the club to safety all while being spoon-fed and having my arse wiped in my hospital bed".
smileychap
Player Valuation: £8m
Seems to me Jabba the Hut is finally letting others get on with fixing his mistakes and keeping to himself. Hooray!
I've never encountered a chairman so openly patronizing and arrogant towards 'his club', whilst openly self-serving with each hapless decision taken. I imagine that will include having something to do with opening the new stadium, regrettably. Just don't name anything after him other than some storage space or waste recycling areas.
In this time of real financial pinch, and 777 interest, hopefully BK's either suitably detached or scrutinized to do any more damage.
Phew.
I've never encountered a chairman so openly patronizing and arrogant towards 'his club', whilst openly self-serving with each hapless decision taken. I imagine that will include having something to do with opening the new stadium, regrettably. Just don't name anything after him other than some storage space or waste recycling areas.
In this time of real financial pinch, and 777 interest, hopefully BK's either suitably detached or scrutinized to do any more damage.
Phew.
Duncan Donuts
Player Valuation: £750k
So, is Bill Jong-Un gonna be turning up at Anfield again this year?
Bayboy
Player Valuation: £950k
All this talk of illness makes his removal/resignation even more imperative. As though it wasn't so before the news of his illness!!!
It's quite unbelievable that the club's valuable and scarce resources are still hemorrhaging in his direction daily.
Utterly sickening.
It's quite unbelievable that the club's valuable and scarce resources are still hemorrhaging in his direction daily.
Utterly sickening.
Dublin blue 75
Player Valuation: £50m
In a wheelchair, on a drip and with extra thick specs. Full costume.
Unfortunately I have a feeling Kenwright has his hand in with these Media sports people whom we owe £200m to and I think quite horrifically that they will persuade 777, or whoever finishes up owning us to ensure he remains in place.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Kenwright will be like the shambling family butler who has been so long with the house that no one remembers even hiring him.Unfortunately I have a feeling Kenwright has his hand in with these Media sports people whom we owe £200m to and I think quite horrifically that they will persuade 777, or whoever finishes up owning us to ensure he remains in place.
Am I a Tory? Let me ask old Smyth.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
the golden visionary
Player Valuation: £35m
He will be like Stephen out of django
Mademan
Player Valuation: £950k
Stephen stops Broomhilda’s suitors from getting her for a song because he twigs how much she’s really worth to them. So I think Bill would appreciate your comparison
The year is 2130, BMD is under 10ft of water, our Chairman is continuing his search for investment in asteroid mines of the Kuiper Belt
GoodisonRoadSupperBarWool
Player Valuation: £8m
Fella loves YNWA so probs be a good chance to see the real team he actually supports
Thank goodness that even on his death bed, "right up until the day of the procedure", dear old Bill was "working hard" to "facilitate the proposed takeover by 777 Partners".
No doubt Bill, in his vital position as Chairman, carried out some detailed due diligence to ensure that these proposed new owners are in no way a bunch of absolute clowns and charlatans. I mean, it's not like Bill has previous for almost selling us to some absolute random who ended up being some whack-job who was sat in a Manchester bedsit on his sofa in his pants eating Wotsits.
No doubt Bill, in his vital position as Chairman, carried out some detailed due diligence to ensure that these proposed new owners are in no way a bunch of absolute clowns and charlatans. I mean, it's not like Bill has previous for almost selling us to some absolute random who ended up being some whack-job who was sat in a Manchester bedsit on his sofa in his pants eating Wotsits.
I think the fact that they had to turn the comments off on the social media posts of that statement speaks a million words.
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