Moonlight dribbler
Player Valuation: £6m
1989 - 2023 and counting is a lifetime with nothing to show. I believe he was sideline during the mid 90s too. Probably why there are no pictures of him with the FA cup. Incompetence personified.
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Billy Liar
Player Valuation: £950k
Was he at the match on Saturday?
No chance.
But as the TV camera passed along the Kop pre match showing all the blerts taking video selfies singing that dirge and a few half and half songs his heart would have been bursting with pride.
Disgusting pig of a man.
...Oh, and make sure you've still got that tenner in the back of your purse for when Mosh comes a round to sell me back my trainset for a tenner and a handshake when 777 get biffed off
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Ol' Billy will be coming up roses and it'll be the fans getting shafted to pay for it.
Nothing can be ruled out...or in with this lot
In
777 get rejected by the League or whoever.
Rights and Media convert some of what theyre owed as equity and they wheel out their silent partner/Co founder, W. Kenwright esq. as Chairman.
Good times.
Fully expect it.
777 get rejected by the League or whoever.
Rights and Media convert some of what theyre owed as equity and they wheel out their silent partner/Co founder, W. Kenwright esq. as Chairman.
Good times.
Simon Buttle
Player Valuation: £50m
Problem with that is that he can't set foot in the ground due to the animosity against him, it will end up with fighting in the stands between the happy clappers and the anti Kenwright lot.
I'd say that the happy clappers are a very small minority at this stage. An awful lot of the people who used to clap his fat face when it appeared on the big screens saw through him at 'Headlock Gate'. He's pretty much uniformly disliked nowadays.
He won't care. He'll be like the mastermind on the Trueman show, watching all the chaos from his lair.
He's 100% balls deep involved with Rights and Media. I've never been more certain of anything in my life.
He's a crooked old knobhead.
Bob Elstone
Player Valuation: £35m
He’s as popular with evertonians as herpes.
The best day will be when he leaves … even though we will probably be in league 1 by that point
Anyone else seen the rumours…
mightyblues78
Player Valuation: £750k
rumours he's passed away ?
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