Match Thread Bournemouth 1-0 Everton Sat, 4 Jan 15:00

[evertony]

Yeah but they’re crap anyway so no one would notice. Then he could be interviewed after the game and tell everyone ‘you can’t teach someone how to smell a meat pie, it’s intuition’.

He’d just say “the pies were [Poor language removed] before I came, the pasties were soggy, the foot-long hot dogs were 8 inches and the Chang was weak as piss….its just all noise at Everton, not my fault”