Match Thread Bournemouth 1-0 Everton Sat, 4 Jan 15:00

[Bryan+]

Right.

*Mutes American stream because MY GOD HOW CAN THEY WATCH THESE ADVERTS?*

Wait a minute you’re complaining about the adverts when you’ve just watched EVERTON?

 

[Amw79]

You know it’s bad when you start to think it’d be nice to have Harrison’s pace on the right

Anyone thinking this, I’d just remind them of his 45 minutes against Forest.

 

[carolinablue232]

Not all the second half. We'll just get off the ropes and plant a couple of big hits on them and hopefully get a goal to defend.

That’s not rope a dope. That’s hoping we get lucky. Which is basically Dyches plan so in that sense you’re right.

 

[Nyhus]

I'd cancel Brojas loan and get somebody else in tbh, he's actually quite crap and hasn't offered anything

I cant stop myself from finding it hilarious that his loan seems to have become exactly what bedwetters painted as the worst case scenario when he signed. Cant score, injured all the time, will get injured again. Then he goes out and injures himself on his second consecutive start. I almost hope we terminate his loan now, just to compound how incredibly stupid this has turned out. The guy our club has been wanting(for some unknown reason) for multiple years now is finally signed while injured, takes months to get healthy and when he does, he doesnt do anything but injure himself in 4 games. Its unbelievable.

 

[reidscrossgray]

Everyone in the away end should be psychologically assessed afterwards.

 

[buededw1]

Just a matter of time before they score unfortunately. So, lucky to have Pickford.. without him we would be down.

 

[mahermi1]

We absolutely massacred Bournemouth for 80 minutes this season.
Harrison was exceptional.

Now we have Lindstrom who I'm yet to notice has been on the pitch this season.

Yes mate it's all Lidstroms fault that our other 11 players including sub are [Poor language removed].

 

[allen]

I don't think he's a winger. I think if was 4 managers at Napoli who legged him.

He's playing more central here or at least him and NDiaye have tried.

Like NDiaye though he's not helped with his full back.

Ndiaye and Lindstrom have found themselves occupying the same blade of grass more than once.

There’s just no logic to the setup.

 

[MaximusEvertonius]

When Illy gets the ball, the defenders collapse on him. That frees someone up. Why aren’t we moving into open spaces to be the outlet for him? Draw the pressure and go to the open spots. Basic offense in most sports.

 

[heatmeiser]

I wish these two buffoons on Optus sports would stop staring into my soul while delivering their third rate punditry

Wtf is that all about

 

[Frenk]

You can buy whoever you want, Dycheball will zap every bit of talent you have out of you.

 

[TimHowardsBeardJuice]

Everyone in the away end should be psychologically assessed afterwards.

Et tu, Brute?

 

[Rita_Poon]

We're going to try and bore and groan our way to grinding sides down aren't we. Make matches so painful that it's not worth the effort of fighting to even try.

Rattlesnake venom congeals the blood until it goes solid and the bite victim suffers a heart attack and dies.

That's what this football is, rattlesnake venom. It's wearying. It's heartache. It's deplorable.

No wonder the players all have their heads down. The zombified trudge into the grave.

 

[Blueclouds]

Too many crap players who can't do quick passing. No one even close enough to give players any options. The midfield is just an eye sore and full backs who are average defenders and can't attack. Our Cbs are hoofing it up to nowhere lands. Not worth judging our striker because even the best strikers would struggle.

We really do need a clean sweep with the manger and players in the summer. You have to score goals to win games . Our manager is too defensive and really should have brought an top attacking coach to work in his team

 

[davek]

Interesting stat - bear this in mind....

B'mouth record at home in second half of games this season...