'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Bruce Wayne]

Bloke somehow managed to drive through railings last night, flip the car over, and wedge it into the adjacent underpass. Somehow no one was seriously hurt. Mental.

 

[Groucho]

Bloke somehow managed to drive through railings last night, flip the car over, and wedge it into the adjacent underpass. Somehow no one was seriously hurt. Mental.

Yikes!

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Yikes!

No plans to arrest the bloke for dangerous driving either it seems. Thankfully no one was walking there at the time (or cycling in his path). 30 something bloke, 20 something girl, BMW. Hmm.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

GOT THE JOB!!!!!!! What a day this has turned out to be. Everything's coming up CCF at the moment.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Some fella called 'Rom' is signing for some club that some were calling 'small time' yesterday or something like that...

 

[Billy Dean]

Just got back from the test match. Sunburnt FFS.

 

[WA Toffee]

The heel on my shoe has just come half off. Think I might need to buy another pair

 

[fatshark]

Just had a tremor here in Joburg. Was standing barefoot outside and literally felt the earth move. Wires of the electric fence buzzed like crazy.

The crew on my roof installing the geyser have really big eyes right now.

 

[Deloodid]

Breaking News***** Just seen the Dortmund team coach driving through Old Swan.

Do team coaches drive over a few days before and meet the players at the airport?

 

[ianefc]

Frank molney is now a woman

 

[ianefc]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/frank-maloney-sex-change-boxing-4030910 surreal unless a blag

 

[Fuleco]

The reason I got up today...

 

[Donald Twain]

The reason I got up today...

My God! This is real end of times stuff

 

[ArtetaMoney]

I had a gravy chip barm and a sausage last night.

 

[The Esk]

After the Arsenal game finished I went fishing and caught 2 spanish mackerel.