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'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

Got the bairn sat with me downstairs. Poor lass has a bug and she's just glum as hell.

Also means I have to watch Dora the Explorer.

I hate her.

Dora, not my daughter.
 

....had a meeting in Blackpool today. Left nice and early, driving along Croxteth Hall Rd and a wood pigeon committed Hari Kari on my passenger side window. Looked in the mirror, a cloud of feathers floating in the air. Fortunately they deliver hire cars for work travel so I don't have to wash the weird residue of 'stuff' and feathers that is still there. Sorry for the poor pigeon, though.
 
Eggs said:
....had a meeting in Blackpool today. Left nice and early, driving along Croxteth Hall Rd and a wood pigeon committed Hari Kari on my passenger side window. Looked in the mirror, a cloud of feathers floating in the air. Fortunately they deliver hire cars for work travel so I don't have to wash the weird residue of 'stuff' and feathers that is still there. Sorry for the poor pigeon, though.
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I smell bullshine....




A pigeon made of wood..... Pffft.... Who you tryna kid.
 
Just got a nice elbow to the ribs in 5 a side. You know one of those from a big slow fella when you knock it past them and because they know you'll mince them they just throw their body in front with the elbows out. One of those.

Not cracked thankfully, had one of them before, disgusting.
 

I had some haloumi, onion and pepper skewers for tea with the missus.

I'm typing this from a bad place...

It didn't agree with me and 'eye of a needle' is one way of describing it...
 

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