'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Sapie88]

I've just seen a hedgehog, named him Dave.

 

[bluemangroup]

I've just seen a hedgehog, named him Dave.

Nice.

 

[Durham Toffee]

I just bought my first Everton shirt!

 

[Sapie88]

Nice.

Had to stop my dog from getting him, my dogs name is Bob.

 

[bluemangroup]

I just bought my first Everton shirt!

Congrats mate, Everton bug seems to have bitten you hard. You can thank or blame your wife for turning you onto us.

 

[bluemangroup]

Had to stop my dog from getting him, my dogs name is Bob.

Too right there Sap. Bob swallowing Dave wouldn't be good to watch.

 

[Durham Toffee]

Congrats mate, Everton bug seems to have bitten you hard. You can thank or blame your wife for turning you onto us.

Definitely thank.

I have been made to feel very welcome already. It's cracking when you find a community that you feel tuned into in such a short space of time. It might seem odd to others, coming to a team in my early 30's with absolutely no involvement with them until I met my wife years back. I can honestly say, you've got my full support now though. I know I don't know loads about the squad and the history yet and I've never really been to the area until recently, I've not really got a right to comment yet...but it's such an addiction.

This is something very exciting for me. It really is.

Cheers.

 

[Sapie88]

Too right there Sap. Bob swallowing Dave wouldn't be good to watch.

A bit of light sodomy wouldn't go amiss though.

 

[bluemangroup]

A bit of light sodomy wouldn't go amiss though.

You sicken me.

 

[Sapie88]

You sicken me.

Beastiality FTW.

 

[bluemangroup]

Definitely thank.

I have been made to feel very welcome already. It's cracking when you find a community that you feel tuned into in such a short space of time. It might seem odd to others, coming to a team in my early 30's with absolutely no involvement with them until I met my wife years back. I can honestly say, you've got my full support now though.

This is something very exciting for me. It really is.

Cheers.

Glad you're enjoying your time pal. Bit of a worry that you're so in tune with this large collection of slovenly perverts on here. But Everton is a mad old ride, it really is, something that makes you so mad, so happy and so so desperate for the next one is never healthy. Addictive though.

 

[HuddersfieldToffee]

I projectile vomited in Ikea, where the kids get the passes for the creche.

 

[efcarentwe]

George Galloway has had his jaw broke

vile vile scum bag

 

[The Mighty Quint]

Breaking News on Sky!

Arge is missing...

 

[Durham Toffee]

Waited in all day for the postman to bring my new Everton shirt. Yesterday was the estimated day of delivery.

Didn't come.

Will I wait in all day today?

Beers in the fridge...TV tuned to Sky Sports News HQ...wife on a hen weekend...daughter at the mother-in-laws...

Er.

Yeah.