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[DualityNSNO]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/...nes_n_5761430.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I dont find her remotely attractive, i don't like skinny girls but she is so out of proportion

 

[Dell Boy]

@Bryan who is she? Sorry if its obvious like

 

[Deleted member 28206]

@Bryan who is she? Sorry if its obvious like

Kardashian

 

[Dell Boy]

Kardashian

I've heard of her but having the foggiest what she does or anything.

On closer inspection of that pic - what the hells going on with that arse? Maybe it's the shadows.

For me it's cute legs and bum and perky bits up top.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Police have taped off the whole Road outside of my flat. It's not a great area apparently but I didn't think it was this bad! Time to find a new place I think.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Stuffy, boring and full of government operatives, also. It's a ballache to commute to.

They don't even have filtered water. It's like working In the 1970s.

Sorry to hear that, Bry.

If it's any consolation my new job isn't as enjoyable as first thought.

 

[Goat]

Police have taped off the whole Road outside of my flat. It's not a great area apparently but I didn't think it was this bad! Time to find a new place I think.

Crime happens everywhere mate.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Crime happens everywhere mate.

I know mate. It's mainly because everyone at work has warned me off the area that I live. It's made me a bit uneasy walking down the road when there's big groups of lads hanging around. This doesn't exactly ease my concern!

 

[Goat]

I know mate. It's mainly because everyone at work has warned me off the area that I live. It's made me a bit uneasy walking down the road when there's big groups of lads hanging around. This doesn't exactly ease my concern!

Fair comment lad.

 

[Kurt.]

Spent a boss day at a place called Parys Mountain ( google it), once the biggest copper mine in the world. Also visited the site of an old brickworks on the coast near a Town called Amlwch... ( google that too )..... Brilliant day tbh.

 

[Sapie88]

Thinking about shaving my beard. Probably won't though.

 

[Sapie88]

I know mate. It's mainly because everyone at work has warned me off the area that I live. It's made me a bit uneasy walking down the road when there's big groups of lads hanging around. This doesn't exactly ease my concern!

Well you shouldn't disrespek dem blad ya get me.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Sorry mate, can you tell your friend that she is not back on the market.

Can forward the former girlfriend's detail as a consolation though...

Wow, I'm assuming she did something really bad or did you not realise it was Bungle.

I spoke with Henry Blowfeld "Blowers" at the fishmongers earlier, he's such a flirt "my dear old thing, you are looking more splendid than ever" he boomed. I suspect he says that to everyone though.

Not a cricket fan then? It's safe to say Blowers rates you right up there with Phil Tufnell.

Crime happens everywhere mate.

You just think that cos you live in Birkenhead.

 

[efcarentwe]

Just got back from a drive upto Blackpool . It's always been a bit grim but ffs 5 pound shops with in about 200 yards and a sports direct. It's sad how crap British seaside towns are nowadays . Sat on the front for 20 minutes and 3 smack heads asked for dough in that time . All asked for 40p . Why not 50p for bad tramps ? I genuinely pity anyone who lives there.