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[Dell Boy]

Just got back from a drive upto Blackpool . It's always been a bit grim but ffs 5 pound shops with in about 200 yards and a sports direct. It's sad how crap British seaside towns are nowadays . Sat on the front for 20 minutes and 3 smack heads asked for dough in that time . All asked for 40p . Why not 50p for bad tramps ? I genuinely pity anyone who lives there.

It's the graveyard of England.

Scotland has Saltcoats and Wales has Prestatyn.

Scarborough is the best seaside place in the uk in my opinion

 

[davidloach]

Visited the Acropolis in Athens today. Absolutely jaw-dropping. Been in Greece for a week and I already love it here.

 

[Baines' left foot]

A flyer with loads of McDonald's offers just came through my door.

McDonald's is only a 5 minute walk from my flat.

Damn. I'm going to get chubby.

 

[Maxwell]

It's the graveyard of England.

Scotland has Saltcoats and Wales has Prestatyn.

Scarborough is the best seaside place in the uk in my opinion

Prestatyn has a shiny new M&S and Tesco mate, up in the world! The Nova's still gash though.

 

[scratchnsurf]

A flyer with loads of McDonald's offers just came through my door.

McDonald's is only a 5 minute walk from my flat.

Damn. I'm going to get chubby.

What's goat done to you now?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Guy opposite likes playing video games and making loud orgasmic noises whenever he does anything remotely good in the game. Funnily enough, he never seems to make the same noises with a girl. Can't imagine why a girl wouldn't be attracted to him.

 

[Sapie88]

Shaved my beard.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Not worth it's own thread probably but this lad is epic for recreating an old yearbook photo for his current yearbook

http://gawker.com/teen-just-wants-this-photo-of-him-and-his-cat-in-the-ye-1633556622

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Emailed my old work to see if I can go back.

Hate this the new job, it's not what's it was advertised.

 

[GwladysBlue]

My boss has it in for me, she's now resulted to deliberately targeting Everton home games to put me in work ffs.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

A flyer with loads of McDonald's offers just came through my door.

McDonald's is only a 5 minute walk from my flat.

Damn. I'm going to get chubby.

I also have a weakness for Maccies, hah.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Emailed my old work to see if I can go back.

Hate this the new job, it's not what's it was advertised.

ffs bry



Seriously though, if it's that bad, then fingers crossed on getting your old job back.

 

[chrissyjack]

I've just eaten breakfast in bed

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Very promising email from the SVP. Fingers crossed eh.

 

[Kurt.]

The bloke who invented the jug died today.


Tributes have been pouring in.