'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Prevenger17]

I'm too busy eating digital photo editing glue.

Adding some water makes it up to 30% less likely your heart will fail.

 

[Maxwell]

Im still hungover from Saturday.

 

[Sapie88]

Adding some water makes it up to 30% less likely your heart will fail.

Called off my hit, offering health advice, what a glorious day.

 

[Billy Dean]

In hamburg for the weekend. About to hit the reeperbahn.

 

[Durham Toffee]

Adding some water makes it up to 30% less likely your heart will fail.

I like them odds...

 

[bluelife]

If you're telling a lie, are you lying or lieing?

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Hi Lee Fuk!

Imagine dying like this!

http://news.sky.com/story/1340042/tree-surgeon-dies-after-fall-into-wood-chipper

 

[Big Fat Sam]

pmsl had to read this headline twice to realise they weren't being racialists!

http://news.sky.com/story/1340172/tesco-turmoil-eight-chinks-in-supermarket-chain

 

[deipnosophist]

I am in the throes of moving offices...a real pain in the butt.

 

[deipnosophist]

I just swotted a fly in my room with my hand, it landed on my t-shirt and looked dead, I picked it up and put it in my palm, then it came back to life and flew away! How annoying!

that is actually quite interesting mate, and is thus (strictly speaking) off topic.

 

[Maxwell]

I've just mixed some Beta Alanine with water and now my eyes feel like they are bleeding.

 

[GwladysBlue]

I've just updated my iPhone to iOS 8 and now all the threads in The Ale House are coming up from 2007-2011 as most recent (posting this from my laptop) without a sight of the ones actually posted most recently.

 

[Durham Toffee]

I'm having a Chinese.

Crispy wantons, crabmeat soup, dry chow mein with extra garlic and chilli sauce.

Yums.

 

[blue4eva77]

sitting here at work

 

[BluePeadar]

i hate Lewis Hamilton so much