'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Leonard Rossiter]

I'm no longer going to Shetland tomorrow, I'm off to Dagenham instead.

already this doesnt fit the criteria as I am interested in why your going to Dagenham instead of Shetland.

 

[bluejock]

already this doesnt fit the criteria as I am interested in why your going to Dagenham instead of Shetland.

I can't tell you as that would be off topic and ruin the ethos of the thread.

 

[Titus Bramble]

Some blokes came and checked the extraction fans in our bathroom and kitchen. The bathroom passed, the one in the kitchen failed. Sad day for Mr kitchen extractor.

 

[Deloodid]

im going to Alton Towers tomorrow, im scared to look at the weather forcast

 

[bluejock]

Some blokes came and checked the extraction fans in our bathroom and kitchen. The bathroom passed, the one in the kitchen failed. Sad day for Mr kitchen extractor.

#prayforkitchenextractorfan

 

[Leonard Rossiter]

was tempted to post
"WHERES THE KITCHEN EXTRACTOR FAN MONEY GONE BILL?"

but then decided against it....

 

[Bigmaclad]

I have a day off school today.

 

[micknick]

I just looked at a flat to buy

 

[Deleted member 28206]

@got_micknick

 

[Elong]

I think I've got pink eye.

 

[zed]

was tempted to post
"WHERES THE KITCHEN EXTRACTOR FAN MONEY GONE BILL?"

but then decided against it....

this is a good example. i`m not the least bit interested as to why you declined to go with that post. well done.

 

[Kurt.]

Degsy nicks my ideas. The feckin bad brain pincher.

 

[Deloodid]

I think I've got pink eye.

i had pink eye at the start of June. (Bacterial conjunctivitis)

 

[TheFinnFan]

I'm sitting. Now I'm standind.

 

[TheFinnFan]

And I shall not sit again.