'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Alphonse]

My son and his girl have gone to Southport for the day.

 

[ricardobee]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-18637276

musicians expected to play for free at the olympics.

 

[Deloodid]

i yawned.

 

[EFCNIK]

It may be surprising, but my hayfever is actually worse when it rains.

Ffs! My eyes look terrible. And I've had an out break of about 4 very red spots on my face.

Not a good day cosmetically for Nik.

 

[The T-Dex]

Pics of it sweet cheeks xx

 

[tommye]

Just about to go out with this girl here.

this should be in the "news nobody believes" thread. x

 

[EFCNIK]

this should be in the "news nobody believes" thread. x

POW!!

 

[Deloodid]

this should be in the "news nobody believes" thread. x

Just won £4million on a scratchcard

 

[Alio]

I've got 28% battery left on my phone

 

[bluejock]

****BREAKING NEWS EVERYONE IS INTERESTED IN****

Alio is back.

 

[Alio]

No Internet at work

Please tell me the quote in your sig is real. That's magnificent, I demand to meet this mentalist

 

[Bungle]

I just attended a meeting with my sons head master and realised when I left that my flys were undone and a little bit of pubic hair was coming through my boxers.

 

[bluejock]

No Internet at work

Please tell me the quote in your sig is real. That's magnificent, I demand to meet this mentalist

It's entirely genuine. Read the "Who's next for the banhammer?" thread in the Ale House.

I love him.

 

[EFCNIK]

I just attended a meeting with my sons head master and realised when I left that my flys were undone and a little bit of pubic hair was coming through my boxers.

Hahaha unluckers mate.

He may have called social services.

 

[Bungle]

Hahaha unluckers mate.

He may have called social services.

That was the plan mate, get rid of the little [Poor language removed]