'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Titus Bramble]

AND FINALLY

If Andy Dufresne hadn't escaped from Shawshank prison, he would have been released yesterday.

 

[mrefc]

i am currently munching on a bag of 'crunchy snack mix' from aldi. fantastic in flavour

 

[Deloodid]

ive just got 2 jumbo sausage rolls for a £1

im gonna have a belly in my black n gold kit against United

 

[EFCNIK]

Just had an awkward conversation with my boss. Told him I would be extending my flights from 3 to 5 weeks in Thailand. Might have to hand in my resignation. Awks.

 

[Deloodid]

Just had an awkward conversation with my boss. Told him I would be extending my flights from 3 to 5 weeks in Thailand. Might have to hand in my resignation. Awks.

its not as if we are in recession and almost impossible for under 25's to get a job......... oh wait.

 

[EFCNIK]

its not as if we are in recession and almost impossible for under 25's to get a job......... oh wait.

OH CHEERZ M8!

Nah I have to do it. Get away from this ****.

 

[teppic]

Just had an awkward conversation with my boss. Told him I would be extending my flights from 3 to 5 weeks in Thailand. Might have to hand in my resignation. Awks.

Eek! Very brave in this climate. It's looking at al least another 6 years of this recession btw.

 

[Deloodid]

OH CHEERZ M8!

Nah I have to do it. Get away from this ****.

If i could i would. if i had to resign, id make it longer!!

 

[teppic]

AND FINALLY

If Andy Dufresne hadn't escaped from Shawshank prison, he would have been released yesterday.

Haha that's boss. Made up or true?

 

[EFCNIK]

I'm holding out for 2 weeks of unpaid leave. I smash my targets and I'm a non weirdo (by our companies standards) so I'm remaining positive.

 

[teppic]

I'm holding out for 2 weeks of unpaid leave. I smash my targets and I'm a non weirdo (by our companies standards) so I'm remaining positive.

I'm sure the 10 people queuing up to take over your job are equally non weird. Careful.

 

[bluejock]

I'm eating a jam tart and imagining Sharapova making those noisy in a different setting.

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

I haven't done the washing up.

 

[Abraders]

I have work in an hour

 

[Titus Bramble]

Haha that's boss. Made up or true?

I just read it somewhere on the internet yesterday and I can't remember where and I can't find it again. I can't back it up but I read it somewhere dammit!