'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Kurt.]

Having a muller rice for breakfast... vanilla custard flavour. It's wonderful.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Well angry. Got myself a spinning bike for my house, and been on it loads this week and now got loads of chafing on the inside of my leg by me bollz.

 

[tonyhorne]

Well angry. Got myself a spinning bike for my house, and been on it loads this week and now got loads of chafing on the inside of my leg by me bollz.

Vaseline!

 

[Big Fat Sam]

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/health-43520260/is-turkey-going-too-far-to-stop-migrant-boats

Is Turkey going too far to stop migrant boats?

Around 50 migrants a day continue to attempt the crossing from Turkey to Greece by boat.

The Turkish coastguard is paid by the EU to stop them but questions have been raised about the severity of their actions.

Aladdin and Bushra are from Syria and experienced first-hand how migrants are treated.

My question is, why didn't Aladdin just bomb over on his flying carpet?

 

[larbert toffee]

first time for ages it's been decent up here on one of my days off, cleared out the garage, took 2 car loads of shoite to the tip and tidied the garden, we're going to get a takeaway, have a few drinks in the house and watch catchup on the telly, lovely.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

first time for ages it's been decent up here on one of my days off, cleared out the garage, took 2 car loads of shoite to the tip and tidied the garden, we're going to get a takeaway, have a few drinks in the house and watch catchup on the telly, lovely.

Blimey, I hope you covered the seats with some bin bags! You work at a farm or somethin?

 

[Eggs]

..watched a game in the Christian League this morning. A mixture of young lads who don’t have it and old fella’s who used to have it. Just great to see a group blokes enjoying a game of competitive footy played in entirely the right spirit. Good on them.

 

[Frang]

currently en route to goodison and got 8 cans of strongbow to drink on way

@FC sexy xxx

 

[larbert toffee]

currently en route to goodison and got 8 cans of strongbow to drink on way

@FC sexy xxx

That will only last you until the end of your street Frank.

 

[Groucho]

I wandered into a NATO base once by accident.

 

[Frang]

its me arl fella birthday so I'm taking him and me mum out for tea

 

[hibbo'sclass]

Other than going the bog, not left my bed since I got home from City match.

 

[Toast]

The Commenwealth Games has started.

 

[Eggs]

...going to see the Terracotta Warriors on Thursday morning. Looking forward to that followed by a spot of lunch in town with Mrs Eggs.

 

[Boba Fret]

...going to see the Terracotta Warriors on Thursday morning. Looking forward to that followed by a spot of lunch in town with Mrs Eggs.

....who are they playing?