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[COYBL25]

My mobile has been off the road for two days now getting fixed.

The lack of the constant stream of annoying messages about nothing from my missus is just sheer bliss.

Plus the fact that she can`t get hold of me is driving her up the wall lol

I advise anyone who can to go phone free for a few days, it`s wonderful.

 

[Zezti]

Driver surived:

 

[COYBL25]

Driver surived:

I think she was deliberately aiming her car at @bigbadjeff, who was sat in the crowd, camera phone in hand, just behind a young Gothic lady.

 

[RomanReigns]

paul gascoigne has been at it again

 

[gonetomorrow]

My brand new Bosch dishwasher which was installed two weeks ago but conked out after a week, cannot be fixed and has to be replaced. More hassle.

We got a Bosch vacuum cleaner on the strength of a top rating in Which magazine. It was crap. In fact, it was Bosh.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Just peeled a load of potatoes without any mishaps

 

[Methuselah]

My mobile has been off the road for two days now getting fixed.

The lack of the constant stream of annoying messages about nothing from my missus is just sheer bliss.

Plus the fact that she can`t get hold of me is driving her up the wall lol

I advise anyone who can to go phone free for a few days, it`s wonderful.

That's why I keep my mobile in the car in case I break down. Its always switched off, never leaves the car.

 

[sageyefc]

Driver surived:

Women drivers eh.

 

[summerisle]

Just peeled a load of potatoes without any mishaps

What usually happens ?

 

[summerisle]

Walked past a pub today with Karaoke playing. A chap was belting out Love Will Tear Us Apart ; that'll get them dancing on the tables.

 

[roydo]

What usually happens ?

I was thinking that.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

What usually happens ?

Usually spill blood from one finger or another. Being left handed using a right handed peeler

 

[Zezti]

Man becomes best friends with a buffalo

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-46286464

 

[carlos21]

Man becomes best friends with a buffalo

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-46286464

How cool is that pic mate how are you doing today mate.

 

[scratchnsurf]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-46304640

@Bungle