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COYBL25 · November 15, 2018

My mobile has been off the road for two days now getting fixed.

The lack of the constant stream of annoying messages about nothing from my missus is just sheer bliss.

Plus the fact that she can`t get hold of me is driving her up the wall lol

I advise anyone who can to go phone free for a few days, it`s wonderful.

Zezti · November 19, 2018

Driver surived:

COYBL25 · November 19, 2018

Zezti said:
Driver surived:

I think she was deliberately aiming her car at @bigbadjeff, who was sat in the crowd, camera phone in hand, just behind a young Gothic lady.

RomanReigns · November 19, 2018

paul gascoigne has been at it again

gonetomorrow · November 19, 2018

Methuselah said:
My brand new Bosch dishwasher which was installed two weeks ago but conked out after a week, cannot be fixed and has to be replaced. More hassle.

We got a Bosch vacuum cleaner on the strength of a top rating in Which magazine. It was crap. In fact, it was Bosh.

Rugby Toffee · November 19, 2018

Just peeled a load of potatoes without any mishaps

Methuselah · November 19, 2018

COYBL25 said:
My mobile has been off the road for two days now getting fixed.

The lack of the constant stream of annoying messages about nothing from my missus is just sheer bliss.

Plus the fact that she can`t get hold of me is driving her up the wall lol

I advise anyone who can to go phone free for a few days, it`s wonderful.

That's why I keep my mobile in the car in case I break down. Its always switched off, never leaves the car.