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scratchnsurf · December 7, 2018

Methuselah said:
Yesterday I visited a mate in Woodley (about 4 miles from Reading), he has just had a hip replacement. On my drive home, I was crossing a railway bridge when I saw two policemen on the pavement about 100 yards ahead. Immediately suspecting a speed trap, I slowed down a bit but when I got closer I saw that they were in paramilitary uniform and both had sub-machine guns. Been trying to find out what was going on but no success yet. Thought I was in Birkenhead for a minute!

There were two of them, machine guns and all strolling along Goodison Road outside the Winslow before the Brighton Game.

Methuselah · December 7, 2018

scratchnsurf said:
There were two of them, machine guns and all strolling along Goodison Road outside the Winslow before the Brighton Game.

Only two?lol Woodley is a small borough in leafy Berkshire. Riding a bike on the pavement gets your name in the paper.

scratchnsurf · December 7, 2018

Methuselah said:
Only two?lol Woodley is a small borough in leafy Berkshire. Riding a bike on the pavement gets your name in the paper.

I lived in Reading for 15 years mate. Don't mess with the Woodford Park massive. Those rozzers knew better than that.

@Bungle - set him straight

Li Tie · December 7, 2018

Methuselah said:
Li Tie, your english is a lot better than my Chinese.lol Keep warm.

谢了哥们

Methuselah · December 8, 2018

Li Tie said:
谢了哥们

Good comment that - I think!lol

RAFUH · December 8, 2018

Having a cuppa. Nilla wafers are a poor stand in for Digestives

Armaghtoffee · December 8, 2018

Both my lads’ teams lost 6-2 today.

Everton that.

WA Toffee · December 9, 2018

I have a dollar coin which is stamped as being made in 2019

Methuselah · December 9, 2018

WA Toffee said:
I have a dollar coin which is stamped as being made in 2019

I have an English penny dated 1793. Too big and heavy to 'spend it' though.

Rugby Toffee · December 9, 2018

Just cleaned the house windows. No mishaps , but I now smell of vinegar

carlos21 · December 9, 2018

Rugby Toffee said:
Just cleaned the house windows. No mishaps , but I now smell of vinegar

Yo Dave.

Li Tie · December 12, 2018

Currently drinking beer in Hooters

Rugby Toffee · December 12, 2018

Just found a £5 note in an old coat pocket

deipnosophist · December 13, 2018

I just watched a recorded episode of Corrie. God Tyrone and Fizz are SO boring...I fast forwarded all their segments. And those plonkers Daniel Barlow and Nick Tilsley must be two of the most punchable blokes on telly...massive bells the pair of them.Corrie is well off its game isn't it...a big, big snooze fest.

Gwlacticos · December 13, 2018

deipnosophist said:
I just watched a recorded episode of Corrie. God Tyrone and Fizz are SO boring...I fast forwarded all their segments. And those plonkers Daniel Barlow and Nick Tilsley must be two of the most punchable blokes on telly...massive bells the pair of them.Corrie is well off its game isn't it...a big, big snooze fest.

Why are you recording Corrie?.