'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[carlos21]

Just pledged to myself that August will be a month of NOBNOM.

Hi Paris how are you doing.

 

[Paris]

Hi Paris how are you doing.

I am good today thanks mate I am eating cheese on toast and watching the antiques roadshow how are you?

 

[carlos21]

I am good today thanks mate I am eating cheese on toast and watching the antiques roadshow how are you?

I am very good today mate

 

[Super Kevin sheedy]

Just put the wheelie and recycling bins out

Have they been collected yet

 

[Methuselah]

Just ironed a couple of shirts. Am quite good at ironing, a skill I learned from my National Service days in the army.

 

[chrissyjack]

I've got the day off work, tomorrow

 

[Norwegian Cow]

Someone took away my avatar

 

[Paris]

It seems as if there is a use for Tennis after-all. It' great for matched betting.

 

[Ronnie lee]

I have just read the Daily Mail online.....still a [Poor language removed] read!!!

 

[Methuselah]

I have just read the Daily Mail online.....still a [Poor language removed] read!!!

That will have taken up two or three minutes of your day.

 

[summerisle]

She seems a game gal.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Just spent 1.5hrs in a Taxi.
AMA.

 

[Paris]

I haven't gone on twitter for about a week and my happiness levels have certainly shot up.

 

[TyphooToffee]

Have they been collected yet

Don't spoil the suspense

 

[Billy Dean]

Just reset my tinder account and reduced my age by 5 years. The likes are rolling in