'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[kev]

Strong painkillers are delightful momentarily release from almost constant pain

As is alcohol.

*.....but remember folk......

 

[summerisle]

 

[Frang]

Brexit for you

 

[dholliday]

wikipedia has been down for hours due to a ddos attack

 

[Frang]

wikipedia has been down for hours due to a ddos attack

 

[dholliday]

distributed denial-of-service attack. bandwidth overload due to multiple accesses, usually intentional with malice.

who's fault is it?

1/2 trump
5/4 russians
3/1 china
12/1 hillary's emails

 

[Frang]

distributed denial-of-service attack. bandwidth overload due to multiple accesses, usually intentional with malice.

who's fault is it?

1/2 trump
5/4 russians
3/1 china
12/1 hillary's emails

defo Brexit 100%

 

[roydo]

No words.

Villagers 'proud' to win Toilet Twinning champion status

A small corner of North Somerset has been doing its bit to help less fortunate people in Africa - thanks to toilets.

www.northsomersettimes.co.uk

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Woman who married tree in Merseyside park says family 'very supportive'

Kate Cunningham will change her name to Kate Elder after the species of her new partner

www.liverpoolecho.co.uk

 

[Frang]

ive got myself another date... wont be starting a thread this time though … !

 

[kev]

ive got myself another date... wont be starting a thread this time though … !

What does your date identify as? He, she, they or buttersqounk?

 

[tonyhorne]

ive got myself another date... wont be starting a thread this time though … !

It'll be bad luck if you don't...

 

[Paris]

Got a few beers in for Last Night of the Proms.

 

[Bungle]

ive got myself another date... wont be starting a thread this time though … !

This is like one of those classic Facebook status updates. "Absolutely fuming, so mad and upset, don't want to talk about it though"

Translates as please please please pm me and ask about it. If you didn't want the inevitable responses you'd have kept quiet.

Gimp.

 

[Bungle]

What does your date identify as? He, she, they or buttersqounk?

Desperate