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[4737carlin]

Did you know the best before date on crisps is always a saturday?

Got a feeling these crisps are a bit past their best before dateView attachment 76000

 

[carlos21]

Did you know the best before date on crisps is always a saturday?

Hello mate.

 

[Barry Rathbone]

Speed squares are not just for 90 degree angles you can cut common AND hip rafters with them.

*sponsored by a big piece of wood

 

[Philw]

Speed squares are not just for 90 degree angles you can cut common AND hip rafters with them.

*sponsored by a big piece of wood

Eh??

 

[Billy Dean]

Punished myself for drinking a skinful twice during the week by not going out tonight. I've made a mistake.

 

[summerisle]

 

[Ducans elbow]

Had to put our dog down today, 15 years she gave us very tough day for sure.

 

[summerisle]

 

[Alan Whittle]

Purple Bricks are the Official Estate Agent Partner of Team GB for the Olympics.
Got me wondering who the official Pay Day Loan Partner is?

 

[Paris]

Thinking of getting a Cambodia inspired tattoo, however, I've no idea what to get.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Opened the fridge....suspiciously not cold enough; terrified to eat leftovers from yesterday. Samsung's products are pissing me off the last 4 or 5 years. I'd put this in the minor fume thread but the prices of a good fridge nowadays...KOFF

 

[Paris]

Just agreed to pay the rent (accommodation plus utilities) of a Cambodian woman for the foreseeable future.

Who'd have known that tits could have such an impact on one's common sense.

 

[sdk]

 

[Paris]

I think that I'm suffering from Pleuritis

 

[-Rob-]

I think that I'm suffering from Pleuritis

Probably just Coronavirus. Simple cure is to lock yourself away in cupboard for 2 weeks until you die.