'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[summerisle]

We will not be attending this year's Royal Garden Parties at Buckingham Palace

*Fixed.

 

[Dixieslaces]

It is only a matter of time before he's found in a rubber cat suit with an 8 ball in his mouth being flogged by dwarves dressed as devils and listening to Wired for Sound...

Defo spent too much time thinking about this scenario,

 

[summerisle]

 

[Paris]

Just had a look at the cost of a Netflix subscription.

£16 per month for the decent package. Getting ridiculous that…

 

[Paris]

My dog has just drank my pee.

 

[summerisle]

Walking through the city centre on a Saturday night makes Sodom and Gomorrah look classy

 

[Littlesue]

Walking through the city centre on a Saturday night makes Sodom and Gomorrah look classy

Is that any city centre??

 

[summerisle]

I could murder some chips right now.

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

Last night, I dreamt I went to Paraguay.

 

[kev]

Breaking news?

 

[summerisle]

Breaking news?

Well, it was to you.

 

[GETEM]

KSI knocks Swarmz out in 2nd round

 

[carlos21]

Well, it was to you.

Who is the girl in your profile pic please.

 

[summerisle]

Alexandra Bastedo, starred in a 1960s show called The Champions, she got given super powers in Tibet - one sexy woman.