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[Brownie86]

She's the only person giving me sex too at the moment mate.



Thanks for caring..... And sharing.

Anytime mate

 

[paultheblue]

My new office is a few hundred yards away from a runway wher the RAF pilots practice take off and landing EVERY BLOODY DAY !!





In planes obviously

Well take a day off you grabbing [Poor language removed]

 

[Fedlingen]

My new office is a few hundred yards away from a runway wher the RAF pilots practice take off and landing EVERY BLOODY DAY !!





In planes obviously

The "In planes" ruined it for me...

On topic: I just got hired permanently where i work ^^.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Got a 2 week extension on my dissertation for getting hit with a jar of jam. Result. Got a humongous group assignment due in on the same day though so it's not that great.

 

[chicoazul]

Got a 2 week extension on my dissertation for getting hit with a jar of jam. Result. Got a humongous group assignment due in on the same day though so it's not that great.

Don't be creeping back. You left us man and it still hurts.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Don't be creeping back. You left us man and it still hurts.

Brah I had similar grievances to you prior to my disappearance.

I was going to request another ban as I can't keep myself away from here.

 

[Fedlingen]

Got a 2 week extension on my dissertation for getting hit with a jar of jam. Result. Got a humongous group assignment due in on the same day though so it's not that great.

How does one get "hit with a jar of jam" ? Assault with a deadly weapon? concealed weapon? or just hopeless in the kitchen?

 

[chicoazul]

Brah I had similar grievances to you prior to my disappearance.

I was going to request another ban as I can't keep myself away from here.

Did you end up lancing that girl in Uni?

 

[Baines' left foot]

How does one get "hit with a jar of jam" ? Assault with a deadly weapon? concealed weapon? or just hopeless in the kitchen?

Ha. Not sure if you read a while back but some blert assaulted me in a supermarket with a jar of jam to the back of the head. Thought I'd make the most of it.

I might claim memory loss or anxiety and see if I can get any help on my exams.

Did you end up lancing that girl in Uni?

Did I bollocks.

She's out tomorrow night with the rest of the girls off the course and I was supposed to be going but because I'm lazy I'm going to have to write the rest of this dissertation instead.

 

[Walken]

Got a 2 week extension on my dissertation for getting hit with a jar of jam. Result. Got a humongous group assignment due in on the same day though so it's not that great.

get someone to glass you with some colmans mustard, thats a 3 weeker for sure

 

[Baines' left foot]

Massive pile of dog poo right outside my door. Nearly stepped in it FFS. Degenerates.

 

[Maxwell]

Just bought a pack of Brazil Nuts that were from Bolivia.

 

[Ashtonian]

just got paid and the other half is spending it all.

In other news, it took 26 and a half years but i now know the true meaning of 'double or quits'.

Proper gutted.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I'm working from home

 

[Kurt.]

I'm working from home

I am working from a cafe in a shitkicking town in sticksville.... Drinking tea and eating a fry up