'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Degs62]

Great idea from Kurt here. I'll start.

I used a new deodorant this morning.

 

[Cena]

GORDONJBLAIR IS BACK

 

[Hibbo]

A guy who stayed with us for 2 days a couple of years ago murdered his 7 month old son on Monday.

 

[johnnydawg68]

I now have a roommate. She is female. I'm not shagging her. I do not want to give up my personal space. I do want her money.

 

[Dylan]

Great idea from Kurt here. I'll start.

I used a new deodorant this morning.

Do you have a rash from it?

GORDONJBLAIR IS BACK

BEST POSTER EVER. I love blairlebleu

 

[scratchnsurf]

I'm off to work in a mo'

 

[Degs62]

Just about to go home from work.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Just about to go out with this girl here.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I've been working outdoors and I've got a great tan, but as I have been wearing gloves I've got white hands.

I look f*cking ridiculous.

 

[Kiwi BlueFC]

My Chelsea side on FM2012 has only conceded 1 goal in 12 Premier League games.

 

[Pblueman]

i have been at work for over an hour now, and i havent done a thing!

 

[Kiwi BlueFC]

Oh and the guy who made me, and my dad redundant a couple of years ago just got let go.... #JUSTICE

 

[SiOnemore]

there is new air conditioning in our office. women are moaning it is too loud

 

[Leonard Rossiter]

I have a large hole in the front of my house.

 

[bluejock]

I'm no longer going to Shetland tomorrow, I'm off to Dagenham instead.