Not Safe For Work! british pornstar gives me her number asks me to go over.

[Goat]

If God wanted us to be faithful he wouldnt have made filth.

Amen.

I consider it Gods work.

 

[ijjysmith]

I bet a good few in this thread alone have cheated.

They hardly deserve to be slashed in public mate.

I slash in public quite often.

Well I did when I drank booze.

 

[Phenom]

I slash in public quite often.

Well I did when I drank booze.

I slashed on the pitch the other day, until the referee decided he wanted to fine me.

You ever tried stopping mid slash? Not easy.

 

[ijjysmith]

I slashed on the pitch the other day, until the referee decided he wanted to fine me.

You ever tried stopping mid slash? Not easy.

I can't tell you how confused I am.

 

[icburns]

Well this thread has quite exploded.

 

[Phenom]

Lion though lads.

 

[Goat]

I went Amsterdam with some girl I worked with. Missus trusted me. We went for 3 days. On the 2nd night I took her for a meal and destroyed her afterwards. She felt guilty and wouldnt put out the3rd night.

So I went and banged a hooker.

Does that me Stalin lads?

 

[Bigmaclad]

*shakes head*

 

[ijjysmith]

I went Amsterdam with some girl I worked with. Missus trusted me. We went for 3 days. On the 2nd night I took her for a meal and destroyed her afterwards. She felt guilty and wouldnt put out the3rd night.

So I went and banged a hooker.

Does that me Stalin lads?

Yes mate.

 

[Phenom]

*waits

 

[Phenom]

I went Amsterdam with some girl I worked with. Missus trusted me. We went for 3 days. On the 2nd night I took her for a meal and destroyed her afterwards. She felt guilty and wouldnt put out the3rd night.

So I went and banged a hooker.

Does that me Stalin lads?

Thats pretty normal round here.

 

[Bungle]

I went Amsterdam with some girl I worked with. Missus trusted me. We went for 3 days. On the 2nd night I took her for a meal and destroyed her afterwards. She felt guilty and wouldnt put out the3rd night.

So I went and banged a hooker.

Does that me Stalin lads?

I notice you're first concern was food though

 

[bluejock]

I went Amsterdam with some girl I worked with. Missus trusted me. We went for 3 days. On the 2nd night I took her for a meal and destroyed her afterwards. She felt guilty and wouldnt put out the3rd night.

So I went and banged a hooker.

Does that me Stalin lads?

Stalin had a pretty cool tache.

Think you're sweet here mate.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Only on GOT do we get these kinds of threads...

 

[bluejock]

Only on GOT do we get these kinds of threads...

Opinions on Stalin mate?